I have had TWO messages from submissive men look for female doms this week. I must look bossy and whippy in my profile pic!

I politely declined both, one said he'd switch and I could be submissive (versatile) and the other got all self-pitying saying he'd never find any woman who'd be into him. Any takers here?

A man from internet dating just befriended me on FB. Apparently he works for BP and "likes" David Cameron. Not sure whether to knock it on the head right now or gamble that he might have a good sense of humour and a whopping great Johnson.

I have the same thing, but opposite. A FB guy has friended me, and been messaging. However his profile shows he is pro labour, to the point of considering standing for election, and he hates tories. I doubt we could get through an evening without arguing, let alone a relationship!

I went out with R and some of his mates last night. I really wasn't looking forward to it because they're his friends although I know some of them. It was actually a really good night, they were all dead nice. He stayed over here, it was very nice but I have the worst case of stubble rash evah If it doesn't clear up by Monday I think I will have to phone in sick!

I was over at my friend B's for lunch and she and her husband were pissing themselves at me. I felt like a teenager

sally maclennane wrote:

He stayed over here, it was very nice but I have the worst case of stubble rash evah If it doesn't clear up by Monday I think I will have to phone in sick!

Please please if you do phone in sick give them the real reason, it would be brilliant

Hello it's Sally, I can't come into work today, I have stubble rash, might be back tomorrow if not by Wednesday bye now

I don't know how that ended up so big but I kind of like it

now I have made myself laugh with my dirty mind

I think my sugars are a bit high today

Daisy!

I know !

FFS all I wanted to say was glad you had a good night Sals

Daisy

It is truly awful, my whole chin is red raw and scabby. I could kill him There is no way I could phone in with the truth, I'd be mortified

You could wear a false beard to cover it up. HTH.

It may yet come to that Niners

Nice work Sally

I think I'm going to end it with most recent datee. He's too much of a 'lad' and seems less and less interested in having a decent conversation with me as time goes on. I get the feeling he was pretending to be interested in things other than sport and his mates on our first few dates, but the truth is beginning to out.

But I'm also starting to think that there's a pattern forming here. I've dated 6 men in the past year and a bit, all for at least 3 weeks. The only two I've had a sustained interest in were the ones that didn't want a relationship with me (one because he lives in another country, but still). All of the others I've started off thinking they were great and then got progressively bored of them. Hopefully it's just because I'm figuring out what I like through trial and error and not because I'm only attracted to people with whom I've got no chance of a future. Give it another year and I guess I'll know the answer

Daisy. Sal! How exciting! So what is happening with you two? Have you made any plans to meet again soon?

Rudyard, sorry it's not working out again, I guess that is what dating is all about, trying out different men for a bit to see if you want an actual relationship with each other so don't be disheartened!

How's your face today, Sal?

Not much better, I might take a photo so you can all appreciate the full horror and mock me appropriately

ETA: here you go

Oof, that looks sore! Can you tell work you fell over? Is his beard made of knives???!

Ouch, Sally, that must really hurt!

I'd recommend 8-hour cream or aloe vera gel for stubble rash, if you've got either to hand? The aloe vera is particularly good if you stick it in the fridge, helps take some of the swelling down. :voiceofexperience:

It is flaking away, I am hoping most of it will be gone by the morning It's not sore at all but it is just awful looking. His stubble is lethal!

Arbo, I don't have either and I am too embarrassed to go out I can't cover it up either, I did that yesterday and it looked worse

Fucking hell Sal! You poor thing. His beard must be made of steel/your skin of delicate paper - what an unfortunate confluence of events. Give him a going over with whatever razor you have handy before snogging him next, or alternatively I've got an electric one going spare that B decided he didn't like and has left in my bathroom?

And I'd take the day off sick tomorrow anyway, just because