Facebook Muppets

[Mme.Hibou]

Diana

A 70 year old lady has just posted a photo of herself on that confession group with her tits out. Confessing she likes to "get them out"

[Texaco Shirley]

Diana

A 70 year old lady has just posted a photo of herself on that confession group with her tits out. Confessing she likes to "get them out"

I’ve just had a flashback to a mad aunt at my friend’s wedding.

[Mme.Hibou]

It's her birthday apparently.

Oh god Tex, like the time my mum and her husband decided to grind/dance at my brother's wedding.

[Texaco Shirley]

It's her birthday apparently.

Oh god Tex, like the time my mum and her husband decided to grind/dance at my brother's wedding.

Ergh. Although at least they were (presumably) fully dressed.

[Mme.Hibou]

They were, but my retinas are still damaged. There is not enough brain bleach in the world.

[Hamm]

That's not confessions that's exhibionists.

[Hazey_Jane]

I hope this isn’t too me me me but as some of you know, just before New Year’s, my beloved Nan had a stroke and I’m currently back in a London for the second time since then. I didn’t really post anything on FB about it till now but since she’s doing so much better and we were having a lovely cosy moment with Mr.Jayne and I playing along with the crappy quiz shows (Tipping Point) and because I was feeling quite contented I posted that. This is actually something that Mr. Jayne and I did with my Nan on a regular basis back at hers.

Most of my friends posted that they were sorry to hear about my Nan and wished her a good recovery. Except for one friend from school who found the main point in the term “crappy quiz show”, has taken exception to it and seems to have completely ignore the rest of the post.

[George]

That’s massively insensitive Hazey. My heart sank when I saw your post; I know how close you are. How is she doing?

[overthehill]

Oh, goodness. I do see what you mean, Hazey. I read her initial comment as "whatever your nan likes watching is great ...", as in a show of solidarity. But evidently not.

[Hazey_Jane]

Nanny is doing so much better compared to two weeks ago. She’s eaten so much more lunch compared to dinner yesterday as well (I’ve mildly bullying/ blackmailing her). Thank you George and Othy!

[Disco]

This has just been posted on the fb page for my town. It’s kicking off.

[Kenickie]

I'm not surprised.

[nineseven]

There is so much wrong with that.

[Hamm]

Oh, fuck off. You made that up, Disco. That cannot be real.

[Hamm]

I read it again and spat on my screen. Are you sure?

[Mrs Danvers]

There is so much wrong with it but it also reminds of the amount of people (cretins) who cannot tell the difference between Women and Woman, Gentleman, Gentlemen etc. It's not hard.

[Starry]

So... a present for her is a cleaner for the house you both share? GTFO. The first thing the cleaner should do is dust off his suitcases.

[Kleio]

Not a muppet but it did make me laugh this morning.

[Lola]

[smalex]

I read this on my phone walking into Sainsburys just now and had to stifle laughter