That's not a real name!

Savannah · Post by **Savannah** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:33 pm

I was watching 'Maury' this morning.

A child was called Secret

- presumably because the child wasn't the fathers. The mother had kept the secret, for 4 years, that she'd slept with someone else.

A Bloke · Post by **A Bloke** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:15 pm

My mum has a friend named Ida Belch.

Savannah · Post by **Savannah** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:32 pm

A Bloke wrote:My mum has a friend named Ida Belch.

I know a Icilda Deer (pronounced 'I killed a deer'

)

Swoose · Post by **Swoose** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:53 pm

Some of these are amazing.

I know a Helier Waite, and a Mike Bean which always sparks about 10 mins of "Where's Mike Bean?", "How's Mike Bean" etc, etc.

rosy · Post by **rosy** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:41 pm

Happy Sandwich wrote:I know of an old lady called Pearl Silver. OMG! CUTENESS.

I used to live next door to a woman caklled Pearl Goldie

One of our old residents changed his name to Captain Fivehats (first name Captain, rather than a title).

Princess Morripov · Post by **Princess Morripov** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:43 pm

Captain Fivehats! Bless!

Savannah · Post by **Savannah** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:59 pm

Princess Morripov wrote:Captain Fivehats! Bless!

Where I used to work, many, many, many years ago, we had an application from a Simon Coolsummerbreeze and a Pink Floyd

rosy · Post by **rosy** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:16 pm

Batvia · Post by **Batvia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:17 pm

Oh, I love Captain Fivehats.

BonnyBlue · Post by **BonnyBlue** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:45 pm

Captain Fivehats! He sounds like a character from a children's book

I once worked with a Nicolove Lovemore (gorgeous Jamaican name, sounds like a Bond Girl!) and a Richard Record, who we all referred to as "Dickie Discs".

Princess Morripov · Post by **Princess Morripov** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:45 pm

Dickie Discs

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:47 pm

Captain Fivehats is genius

My mum was at school with a Myrtle Tuck. You can imagine what they all called her.

Kittiwake · Post by **Kittiwake** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:36 pm

Oh! Oh! We've just encountered a Roger Loving, not in our company sadly

Finisterre · Post by **Finisterre** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:38 pm

BonnyBlue wrote:Captain Fivehats! He sounds like a character from a children's book

Or a MRL candidate in a general election.

Kittiwake · Post by **Kittiwake** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:21 pm

Another one.

I've just spoken outloud the name of a photographer I rather like: Aliki Braine

In a wonderful twist, art imitates life - the work I've seen is covered in swiss cheese holes.

Kleio · Post by **Kleio** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:25 pm

Luna wrote:My mum was at school with a Myrtle Tuck. You can imagine what they all called her.

I can't ?:

Kleio · Post by **Kleio** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:29 pm

I thought Barry.

Marth · Post by **Marth** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:54 pm

Rebel Pebble wrote:Genital(i)a.

Ahhhhhhh

Savannah · Post by **Savannah** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:13 pm

Sorry to bump this, but I've just found another one.

A police officer, called Sergeant Lawless.

The Mock Turtle

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