Wednesday Travels

[Zoomer]

Poor homeless bees.


We have bought a car! An actual real car! It's my first-ever proper car. And even though it's a really dull and unexciting car, I shall love and cherish it for always.

At least until it packs up.

[Ismee]

Animal cruelty is not funny, Ismee.

Why do you punch owls then?

I was laughing at Brassers skillz, it would be hard to punch a wasp if you tried to do it.

Nice one Zoomer. Now you can really zoom zoom everywhere!

[Marmalade Fires]

Animal cruelty is not funny, Ismee.

Why do you punch owls then?

DAMN YOUR EYES, ISMEE!

[Pickle]

[Brass Neck]

I am full of remorse about my inadvertent wasp-punching, and that makes me a better person than one Marm A. Lade-Fires.

I want cheese. I think I will have some. Working from home is good sometimes. I rang my mum this morning and she answered with "can't talk, eating cheese". I love that woman.

ETA I hope the bees find a home too.

[la Fée Verte]

Mr Fee knows someone who once punched a horse.

[Brass Neck]

Oh! I punched a horse once too, but he deserved it.

[Princess Morripov]

CHEESE I got some Branston Pickle flavoured cheese the other day and it was IMMENSE.

Why horse punching Fee?

[Cheese]

I quite often punch horses. Or boot them in the ribs. It's always in self defence or because they are about to kick me or something though.

[Batvia]

I have never punched a horse. I am bunny sitting tomorrow. I could poke one of them.

[Princess Morripov]

BUNNY! Batvia, you have gone all fluffy

[Marmalade Fires]

No, she's using them as cushions, Vods.

[Ophelia]

Bunny poking get him in his soft underbelly

I know someone who punched a monkey in Gibraltar.

[Tabitha]

I know someone who punched a monkey in Krabi.

I want one of those massive French Fancies. An odd but specific requirement that I have zero chance of fulfilling.

[Batvia]

I am embracing my inner fluff. This is all because you bastards broke me with hugs.

[Princess Morripov]

[Thora mkii GTi]

Lovely, fluffy, broken Batters

[Batvia]

Someone should have a fancy dress party so o can come ad a bunny.

[la Fée Verte]

It was his friend's mum; his friend was quite small and the horse bit him, or something, so the mum punched it in the face. I'm pretty sure the horse was ok.

[Brass Neck]

I did it because it was a young stallion and he was getting very distracted by a mare in season who shouldn't have been brought anywhere near him, and when he tried to elbow me (you know what I mean) off the side of the horsebox I was trying to throw him into and race off to her, I lost patience a little. I punched him in the nose just enough to bring him back to himself and shove him in the horsebox.