The Mock Turtle

la Fée Verte wrote:It was his friend's mum; his friend was quite small and the horse bit him, or something, so the mum punched it in the face. I'm pretty sure the horse was ok.

A horse bit my sister once, but I laughed instead of punching it.

A tapir ate my hand.

How do you do handstands now then?

I want one of those horsey punches!

la Fée Verte wrote:A tapir ate my hand.

It didn't, though, did it.

Cheese wrote:I want one of those horsey punches!

You'd need to speak to Brass Neck, I'm sure she'd oblige.

Princess Morripov wrote:How do you do handstands now then?

Poor handless Fée, being mocked by you with your two functioning hands. For shame, Povvo, for SHAME.

I have the internet! I love Sky, but I officially hate BT with the fire of a thousand suns.

See BT don't bother me. Mainly because it works 90% of the time. But I do agree that they are complete shite when something breaks. :contradicting myself:

Yeah, whenever I've had the odd minor problem with BT they've been nice to me and sorted things out quickly.

Oh, last time they made me massively angrus because my BT vision had been borked for about 6 months and they kept getting me to do stuff, and then they'd say, "Right, it needs to reboot now, that should take 40 minutes, and then it should work again, so phone back if it doesn't" and of course it never worked, and then I'd have to phone back (usually about a month later when I could be bovvered again) and go through the WHOLE THING AGAIN. it hasn't broken for like a year now.

I got headbutted by a horse once. It really hurt & I had concussion for days.

I am waiting to see what's on telly & hoping the in laws don't come home madly early as it's nice to have the place to ourselves.

I held a horse's tooth, it was a bit manky looking

You are all weirdy horsey abusers.

I hate BT with a passion. It took six months for them to sort out the problem I had with them. Useless shower of shites.