The Mock Turtle

Should've teamed this with a pair of purple trousers and you could really look like an open bar of chocolate.

Yikes, Kleio!

Can someone let Stella McCartney know that she designs terrible clothes, please?

Has Selma got her arse on back-to-front?

On the subject of terrible clothes, this piece about the awful A/W fashions right now made me laugh

http://millihelen.jezebel.com/why-does- ... 1728542160

She's right though. Those hideous skirts were everywhere.

That was really funny, thank you.

I LOVE that article.

I quite like some of those skirts :shame: Cullotes and ankle flappy flares can sod off, though.

There's a girl at work who wears the massive floppy bell bottom trousers, and despite the fact that she is fairly tall and wear MASSIVE heels or wedges, she was wearing some the other day that she had folded up about a foot. It was really odd.

Even those very slim models look bumpy with heavy material and buttons. Buttons are fine on a light cotton skirt, not on denim / corduroy.

All those awful clothes! That article is brilliant. I love this comment too:

those ankle flares just make it look like the model had some kind of insane growth spurt halfway through the day, and she just has to awkwardly wear too short pants until she can go home and change into something that fits.

That silver jumper ? The model looks like she has 3 boobs and they're not in a line.

I like the comment about very expensive drugs

MacSplendide wrote: The model looks like she has 3 boobs and they're not in a line.

I quite like the button skirts, but otherwise the article is so right. I was somewhere the other day where an otherwise respectable looking middle aged woman had a pirate string top neckline going on and I couldn't stop looking at the nasty.

My "prom"* dress had a really deep low v-neck at the back with cross-crossing ribbons holding it together. I'm fairly certain I've never worn the like since :woteva:

*It was a " leaver's disco", because it was in 1995 and proms in 1995 only happened in American films.

Lace-up necklines should be for fancy dress only.

Sexy Pirate. Serving Wench. Highway Woman. Can't think of any more.

Not even for those.

Kidnap victim? That's the only one I can think of.