Sack the stylist!

[emma_p]

Why do I even know this? I can't remember what I ate yesterday

[Pippedydeadeye]

Morph & Chas.

[Estrella]

Ha. Turtle hive mind. I instantly thought Chas too. Man, I loved Morph.

[purple_dress]

Yours for a mere £1,525

[purple_dress]

Also, this was a targeted Facebook ad, so I don't know who the hell they think I am!

[Marth]

Yours for a mere £1,525

They know you, PD.

[lazzbo]

Do you often go out dressed as a pompom or elaborate and exotic mould, purple?

[purple_dress]

Only on the weekends!

[Squirrel]

Exotic mould pompom

[lazzbo]

Buy one in every colour in that case.

[Ella77]

Oof.

[Marth]

What offends me most is the Action Man moulded pant area.

[Livilla]

I’m trying, and honestly failing, to imagine any normal social event to which anyone would think that was an appropriate outfit??

[Cosmopolitan]

I'm really enjoying the thought of p_d wearing this out to her local pub or even brunch one pleasant weekend. I note there is no accessories in sight, guess even the stylist was flummoxed

[viggy]

Who needs accessories? Surely such a practical garment will have pockets

[Beena]

P_d, I reckon I could make you that from the remnants in my stash bag, if you've got an old cornflakes box going spare?

[ParisGal]

Is it a "swimming" costume?

[purple_dress]

It's a playsuit, apparently.

[Luna]

I’m trying to imagine what the average woman would look like in that.

[Kleio]

I’m trying to imagine what the average woman would look like in that.

There’s a comedian who dresses up like models to show how ridiculous it is. If I could remember her name I’d forward it to her in the hope she’d give it a go.