Owl be wearing this!

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Owl be wearing this!

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Will any Bristol Turtles be going near a M&S today?

I'm after the owl dress, I should have bought it online the other day and now it looks like it has sold out. I'd be very grateful. I'm after a size 14 or 16

Thank you!
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I saw them in the M&S nearish me at work and thought of the owl-loving Turtles! I'll have a look and see if there are any left (there were a few on the rack last night).
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Owl dress?
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This is the one I saw - is that right? (there can't be too many owl print dresses in M&S though, right?!)

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My dad has saved the day, he's going to get me one from Trafford Centre :love2:
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I need to own that. Now.
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They're selling out fast, bloody Daily Wail. Trafford Centre have some and I bet the one in town does too.
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Surely if you get that dress, you'll be wearing the same thing as Daily Mail readers?
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You'll probably need to take up some casual racism to go with it.
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Well, I do have to pass the M&S in town on the way to and from my meeting later. :)) Though looking at it, I have the feeling it might not flatter, as I have no hips to put in the hip bits.
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Actually. The Mail's racism isn't particularly casual is it. It's semi-professional.
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I will show them my house full of owls and prove it was meant for me :snooty:
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Batvia wrote:Well, I do have to pass the M&S in town on the way to and from my meeting later. :)) Though looking at it, I have the feeling it might not flatter, as I have no hips to put in the hip bits.
Sellotape some screwed up tissue paper to your hips.
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I could just attach a stuffed owl to each hip, under the dress. :idea:
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Or a real owl
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And you can train the owls so that if someone annoys you, you whip up the dress, untie the owls and they fly out and claw that person's face.
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ooh love it. And I have an M+S gift card. Was going to spend it on holiday clothes, but I think I need this instead (if I can get my hands on it).
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It's nice.
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If I had real owls, I would be have to keep dead mice as snack in my bra for them, which would save investing in a Gossard. This is a plan that can't fail.
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You could teach them that the planet would be better if they were vegetarian and get them to eat lentils instead of mice.
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