Owl be wearing this!

[Batvia]

I don't fancy having lentils stuck up my bra, though. Too mushy.

[Vermilingua]

I believe that they have invented ways of carrying items that don't involve bras.

[Pippedydeadeye]

M&S Home is full of owl stuff too.

I also saw this in Next: http://classic.next.co.uk/x502136s7#112255x50" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Batvia]

I believe that they have invented ways of carrying items that don't involve bras.

I need the help, I am batting below my breast average at the moment.

I like that jumper, Pip.

[Mme.Hibou]

Apparently there's a t-shirt and scarf too in Next, my friends have just informed me after a facebook owl dress plea!

[Pippedydeadeye]

I'm totally getting the bird one.

[Vermilingua]

I need the help, I am batting below my breast average at the moment.

Eat a fuckton more cheese. That will help with lots of things.

[Batvia]

There should be a Owl thread in Catwalk.

Or we could just use this one.

[Vermilingua]

But this thread is soon going to be about cheese.

[Batvia]

I don't really care about cheese anymore, though. And I do care about owls.

[Vermilingua]

I don't really care about cheese anymore, though.

You sicken me.

[Mme.Hibou]

Title changed!

[Vermilingua]

I have a massive wedge of Oxford Blue in the fridge. I shall eat some tonight and think about you.

[Batvia]

I will be thinking of tawny owls.

Good, stuff Hibou.

[Vermilingua]

You can't eat a tawny owl on a cream cracker.

[Vermilingua]

Well. You can, but it's frowned upon.

[Texaco Shirley]

I think it would fall off

[Batvia]

Not much good eating on a tawny owl, I reckon. You'd need an eagle owl to get some proper owl-cracker action.

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I could have saved the day.

[Vermilingua]

I wonder is specific cheeses go well with specific owls (like with wines).

I imagine that a brie would go well with a barn owl and a wensleydale would be well paired with a tawny owl. For a blue cheese you'd need something a bit stronger to cut through it, so perhaps a snowy owl.