The Mock Turtle

Will any Bristol Turtles be going near a M&S today?

I'm after the owl dress, I should have bought it online the other day and now it looks like it has sold out. I'd be very grateful. I'm after a size 14 or 16

Thank you!

I saw them in the M&S nearish me at work and thought of the owl-loving Turtles! I'll have a look and see if there are any left (there were a few on the rack last night).

Owl dress?

This is the one I saw - is that right? (there can't be too many owl print dresses in M&S though, right?!)

My dad has saved the day, he's going to get me one from Trafford Centre

I need to own that. Now.

They're selling out fast, bloody Daily Wail. Trafford Centre have some and I bet the one in town does too.

Surely if you get that dress, you'll be wearing the same thing as Daily Mail readers?

You'll probably need to take up some casual racism to go with it.

Well, I do have to pass the M&S in town on the way to and from my meeting later. Though looking at it, I have the feeling it might not flatter, as I have no hips to put in the hip bits.

Actually. The Mail's racism isn't particularly casual is it. It's semi-professional.

I will show them my house full of owls and prove it was meant for me

Batvia wrote:Well, I do have to pass the M&S in town on the way to and from my meeting later. Though looking at it, I have the feeling it might not flatter, as I have no hips to put in the hip bits.

Sellotape some screwed up tissue paper to your hips.

I could just attach a stuffed owl to each hip, under the dress.

Or a real owl

And you can train the owls so that if someone annoys you, you whip up the dress, untie the owls and they fly out and claw that person's face.

ooh love it. And I have an M+S gift card. Was going to spend it on holiday clothes, but I think I need this instead (if I can get my hands on it).

It's nice.

If I had real owls, I would be have to keep dead mice as snack in my bra for them, which would save investing in a Gossard. This is a plan that can't fail.

You could teach them that the planet would be better if they were vegetarian and get them to eat lentils instead of mice.