Magic Beans

[Ruby]

He is cloth blind. :( (stupid)

[Ella]

he's going to claim to have ADHD soon, isn't he?

[Lily]

Partner used my Eve Lom and Emma Hardie muslin cloths to clean shoes. I've had to buy PINK flannels so he doesn't use them as dishcloths. He is fundamentally unable to tell household textiles apart.

This is hysterical. To be fair, I use my old ones for the same thing.

My friend's husband used her Mason Pearson hairbrush to brush their dog.

I feel guilty as I have tried the Merit mascara again and if I curl my eyelashes it works a treat as an everyday one. I requested a refund a couple of weeks ago and prepared to send it back but they just refunded instead. So when I ever have any money again I'll buy more stuff from them.

I also need a decent eye make up remover which works with washable pads and comes in a glass or refillable container. I have a sinking feeling this does not exist.

[Turtle Bean]

I am mildly horrified by that, Ruby.

Luna, buy black flannels.