Strange & Unusual Houses

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rosy
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So you won't be bidding on this one?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY
Tenancy
The property is subject to a life tenancy at nil rent. We understand the tenant is 80 years old.

Note
The property has not been internally inspected by Auction House London.
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Fucking hell! That's crazy.

No viewings? No floor plan? No pics? You'd have to be out of your mind.
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They might as well said "tenant expected to hopefully die anytime from now onwards"
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And it's Aldershot :lol:
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Warning: you might get a hun-gasm after looking at the interior of this house. Proceed with caution.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY
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Oh my god, that is fucking wonderful it its complete awfulness. :lol:
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The Chanel bedding :mog:
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Bravo! :lol:
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The effort that's gone into making that look so hideous!
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Good god. Everything is so floofy in contrast to the outside!
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Dear god, that is awful.
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OMG!
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Hilarious!!! I’m quite disappointed that the plastic bucket in the kitchen hasn’t been diamanté-d though!
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It must be really uncomfortable to sit back into those chair bows.

I can't believe no one bothered to even put the chairs round the table properly in the garden. Definitely like they're not fond of their outdoors!
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The outdoors is particularly grim
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Room for padded footstools in the kitchen, but nowhere to hide the Karcher :mog:
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*cough* Travellers *cough*
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The wedding chairs! Bless.
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A hun-gasm :lol:
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That is astonishing!
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