Local Elections May 2

[lazzbo]

Bring on the GE.

[Ruby]

Hahahaaaaaaa. Incredible. Very gracious speeches at the count.

BUT. Did you know that Andy Street's life partner is Michael Fabricant?

[lazzbo]

I did after an article in the Sunday Times and it obviously lowered my opinion of him.

[Chicky]

WHAT?!

[sally maclennane]

Hahahaaaaaaa. Incredible. Very gracious speeches at the count.

BUT. Did you know that Andy Street's life partner is Michael Fabricant?

Fooking hell!

[Bat Macdui]

Hahahaaaaaaa. Incredible. Very gracious speeches at the count.

BUT. Did you know that Andy Street's life partner is Michael Fabricant?

WHAT???

[Bat Macdui]

But he (Street) actually seems relatively sensible.

[lazzbo]

But he (Street) actually seems relatively sensible.

Smoke and mirrors!

[Pippedydeadeye]

Good Lord.

[Pippedydeadeye]

But Fabricant was on Celebrity First Dates not that long ago, wasn’t he? I must’ve caught a repeat.

Anyway, I blame Street for the loss of John Lewis in Birmingham, regardless of whether it was anything to do with him.

[rosy]

Hahahaaaaaaa. Incredible. Very gracious speeches at the count.

BUT. Did you know that Andy Street's life partner is Michael Fabricant?

My gob has never been so smacked!

[Bat Macdui]

This truly is a revelatory end to a lovely weekend of voting.

[Chicky]

I thought Street seemed sensible too

My mind is boggled!

[Ruby]

Why aren't you thanking me for this incredible information?

I told Partner and he said, "Wait. Michael Fabricant is gay?" I didn't know what to say so I just sat staring at him for a solid minute. Then he said, "Sorry. The wig threw me off. I couldn't imagine a gay man wearing that wig." Which is fair enough, I suppose.

[Rosa]

Thank you for this incredible information, Ruby!

In other news, Laurence Fox lost his deposit. Again.

[Starry]

I have zero skin in this game but Lozza losing money again is a universal crowd pleaser.

We have local elections coming up here soo; it will be interesting to see how our version of Britain First do, since they’ve been singing from same hymn book. And ironically for the “take back our country” crowd, being adopted and backed by UK based groups congratulating them etc

[lazzbo]

Thank you for this incredible information, Ruby!

In other news, Laurence Fox lost his deposit. Again.

And apparently he's going to leave London. A city rejoices!

[Topcat]

I told Partner and he said, "Wait. Michael Fabricant is gay?"

Honestly my first thought when I read your post. I just presumed he was a deviant that hadn't been caught yet.

[Pippedydeadeye]

I think he claims to be bisexual, to excuse no one really wanting him. Apart from Andy Street, now.

[Pippedydeadeye]

He was on a date with a woman on the TV show.