Marmite goes all weird if it is in the fridge.
Which reminds me that I need to buy a vat of it to stick my head into.
Marmite should not be fucked with. We have a truffle Marmite in the cupboard which I am not responsible for.
Oh, god, NO! I already loathe all the (90% fake) truffling nonsense that's about these days but that is a true crime against humanity.
It is absolutely glorious. That burning sensation on the roof of your mouth is magnificent.