The Mock Turtle

And Johnson's looking desperate.

Johnson’s response is terrible.

Keir was very good. Solid.

I do slightly worry his features are a bit small for his face though.

Go Teresa May!

Well said Mrs May (never expected to say this).

(this is giving me a very helpful distraction )

What did Teresa May say? I've had to come back upstairs so someone can remote into my computer.

Basically, did he not read the rules, not manage to properly understand the rules, or think himself above the rules (more eloquently)

Pippa puts it better than me

Oh, it's okay, that nice Anand Menon just tweeted it.

Blackford!! He's going to get thrown out isn't he. And there it is.

Such a stupid rule when it's demonstrably true that Johnson lied.

Tory MPs going in hard on Johnson!

The whole bloody thing (parliament) needs dragging kicking and screaming into the 21st Century. All that shouting and barracking and people squashed in. It's an embarrassment.

Put them all in a conference centre in Bradford. That'd fettle it.

You can't do posh boy showboating in Bradford.

They might get a station out of it anol.

Fabricant has terrible dandruff.

That's quite an achievement with a wig. I'm pleased for him that he's found something he excels in.

Ooh, Jess.

And what a ridiculous non-reply.

Were you at the party in your flat?
You’ll have to wait for the investigation.

Good one Jess.

Any excuse. I love this so much.