Well, this is awkward. WWYD?

[Morganna]

Good grief. It really is a 'Mummy told me to say sorry' letter, isn't it?

And yes - the handwriting . I bet that says something about him.

[rosy]

That’s a very non-apology apology. And no offer to make things right by paying what he’s cost you.

I hope the cool side of his pillow is always sweaty.

[overthehill]

I hope the cool side of his pillow is always sweaty.

And, yes. That handwriting. I can't explain why, I've always found it oddly maddening.

[Lily]

Urgh, he is horrible. I'm glad it wasn't too awkward for you. I hope the funeral went well.

You could reply to that with a bill for all the money he's cost you.

[H1ppychick]

Sod his apology, where’s his offer to foot the bill for the tax penalties? He should also waive his fucking fees and reimburse the advance made to him in support of his house purchase.

[Cosmopolitan]

What a proper entitled dickhead he is.