Juvenile Jibber Jabber

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Leap » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:25 pm

Morgs :lol: I love how confused kids get by this. It is part of our family lore now that my brother once said quite casually to our dad: “Remember when you were a baby and I was your Daddy?” :love2: :lol:

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Loralei » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:50 pm

wendy james wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:37 pm
Has she seen that old dinosaurs programme where the baby shouts NOT THE MAMA! a lot? It might amuse.
No! I don't know what this is but it sounds right up TD's alley :))

Their confusion is very sweet, especially about daddies having to have beards. When Bert was tiny J once referred to when he was a girl, and it turned out he thought all babies were born girls and then grew into boys :puddled:

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by wendy james » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:11 am

I hear you on the ape questions!

Earlier today:-

Sproglette: Ella is a lesbian. No, wait, what is it? Like in space. I’m a s-s-s...
Elvis: Celebrity?
Me: You’re Sagittarius, Ella is a Libran.

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Loralei » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:20 am

:lol:

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Kenickie » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:25 am

:lol:

My sister told nephew five that he could make a wish when stirring the Christmas cake, but it had to be a secret. She overheard him saying to himself, really quietly, 'I wish paw patrol were real'. :lol:
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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Leap » Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:39 am

Aww Ken!! :lol:

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Loralei » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:05 am

That's so sweet :love2:

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by wendy james » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:07 am

Bless!

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Princess Morripov » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:33 am

Oh! :love2:

I tried to video a message of Tupac saying “happy birthday Guncle Pauly” for my brother last week, for some reason it would only translate to Tupac shouting “happy birthday Barry!” repeatedly so my brother now has a new name :mog:

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Beatrix » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:52 pm

Barry!

M is insistent she’s called ‘Nanna’.
Me: Matilda, can you say Tilda?
M: ta-da
Me: what’s your name?
M: Nanna! And points to herself

She was also very confused by my youngest nephew (2.5) wearing a Batman mask - he kept telling her he was Batman and she kept earnestly saying “Charwee”. I had to separate them before it got physical :lol:.

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Re: Juvenile Jibber Jabber

Post by Zoomer » Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:29 pm

That’s really cute, Beatrix.

I’ve started calling Anna ‘Mary’ as she’s so fucking contrary about everything these days. The latest was last night, arguing about her having her bath.
Me: «We’ll, I’m the grown-up, so I get to decide. This isn’t a democracy, you know! »
A, in an outraged voice: « It IS a mockcracy! »

I’m now going to lobby for this to be included in the dictionary. « Mockcracy, noun: A political system wherein people have been deluded into thinking their vote counts. » :))

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