Juvenile Jibber Jabber

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Keep fairies in it :lol:
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Fairies :))

While leaving the house there’s often competition about who is the leader and S often concedes to L being the leader, usually declaring himself the ‘door holder’ and holds the door for me. Yesterday he said ‘and daddy’s the door locker’ (he was behind me)...’and mummy’s...eh..mummy’s nuffin’ :humble:

And today L greeted me from work with news that he’d found my secret stash of balloons. He asked me to blow one up, so I said when I’d put down all the things I was carrying I could. He followed me around and waited patiently then asked “now can you balloon it up?”
Half-ten?! Half-ten?! I've never been up at half-ten! What happens?
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L told me tonight that Susan is the creator. She created all life. She also can make potions, one of which is Dr Pepper.

Bats? Smun?
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Both of us, but it's a secret.
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Job-sharing Susans! Does L go to school at a cult? :look:
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L :mrgreen:. That’s very profound.

V told me at 4 in the morning, quite calmly, after she had been up and down crying hysterically from nightmares “it’s ok, Dita’s gone now.” :look:. She wouldn’t answer when I asked who Dita was :look:, but it’s not anyone at her nursery.
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Jet wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:11 am L told me tonight that Susan is the creator. She created all life. She also can make potions, one of which is Dr Pepper.

Bats? Smun?
I nominate Smun, I'm a bit tired today. :))
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Ok, I will be omnipotent today.
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Tell us the lottery numbers for tonight then, please. :))
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:look:
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:lol: I asked him this morning “so, who is Susan?”

And he did a massive sigh and eye roll like I’m an idiot and said “SHE MAKES THE POTIONS!”
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:lol:
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At Beavers tonight, I had the following conversation:

Beaver: I’ve got a load of paper in my shoe.
Me: Why do you have a load of paper in your shoe?
Beaver: Because I couldn’t fit it in my pocket.
Me: :)
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Obvs! :lol:
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olive wrote: Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:57 pm
Figaro wrote: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:07 pm “Mummy! Look!” he shrieks at the top of his little voice. “Is bin lorry!” :))
:mog:

Bless Sproglette. :))

Mine seem to be having some kind of identity crisis. I made curry twice in the past week which isn’t unusual but overheard a conversation between the boys.

M: she’s making curry again. Do you think it’s because she’s Indian.

T: yes, definitely. That’s all nana and Nani (my parents) eat and they are definitely Indian as well. Isn’t that right, Mum? You’re all Indians.

Like it’s nothing to do with either of them. :lol:
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BM is in a composite class this year, and had an older boyfriend within a few days. When she mentioned him again, she declared "He's sacked. I sacked him from the job. He's a lone wolf now... Like you Mummy"
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A lone wolf! :mog:
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A lone wolf! :))
Marth wrote: Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:01 pm
olive wrote: Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:57 pm
Mine seem to be having some kind of identity crisis. I made curry twice in the past week which isn’t unusual but overheard a conversation between the boys.

M: she’s making curry again. Do you think it’s because she’s Indian.

T: yes, definitely. That’s all nana and Nani (my parents) eat and they are definitely Indian as well. Isn’t that right, Mum? You’re all Indians.

Like it’s nothing to do with either of them. :lol:
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This is a timely bump as I’ve made curry for them tonight after ages, the racist little twats. :))
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:mog:

L was walking around last night with a stethoscope claiming to be a doctor with this ‘chestiscope’. Then he checked my heart, twice, once on each nipple.
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This is a good page of this thread! :lol:

S (3) has started answering with a sigh and 'whatever' when I ask him a question :lg:

Eta - the previous page!
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