Juvenile Jibber Jabber

[Pippedydeadeye]

My husband is joining in, last night he referred to someone as a “comedy man” instead of comedian.

I’m still enjoying Squeak telling me off for not listening to her: “ you have terrible earsight!”

[Smunder Woman]

Joe has told me before that he's hurt his foot wrist

[purple_dress]

My sister used to say 'I have a headache in my tummy'.

This morning:
S: daddy, if you don't come and help me right now, I'm telling.
Me: who are you going to tell? Me?
S: Santa!

[viggy]

BM has been doing odd jobs round the house to save up for tropical fish, but she's lost her drive a bit lately.

Me: Are you still wanting to save up for your fish? Or have you changed your mind?

BM: No, it's just... *sigh*... I've got a lot on right now.

She's 7 - literally all she has is school and play dates and drawing stuff

[Squirrel]

Horse golf!

[smalex]

I really want to go to the Beaufort Polo again and start loudly referring to it as Horse Golf.

[Squirrel]

The company I work for makes horse golf accessories

[smalex]

[Jupiter]

Horse golf

E was working on his laptop and when he finished E jnr (2) asked him if he had finished his homework?

[Leap]

These are so cute.

My three were sat in the car yesterday, asking Ray what do cows say, what do dogs say, etc. G asked "What does mummy say?" Apparently the answer is "I'm tired."

You need the jumper Pip posted in the allured thread

Viggy, that IS a full schedule - those pictures aren’t going to draw themselves you know

[Froozy]

Love Horse Golf and poor over extended BM and Brier

On the way to the station
S: Oooh Wooo
Me: We’re half way there
S: No, we’re all the way there, look, it’s the station!

[wendy james]

Elvis hasn’t been listening properly this weekend. She thinks she’s been given a “Nytendo SD” and has learnt what a ‘properella’ (propeller) is.

[Offtopic]

Horse Golf!

I was listening to B play with Our Generation dolls yesterday. Apparently the girl (doll) doesn't even like her hair that much so she's going to get it cut off on her birthday for people who are 'balded' and she is going to hold a 'Festibal' and she's going to have a sign saying 'if you have balded hair come and get some hair sewed on to your head'.

[Zoomer]

I love that, Froozy.

A really shocked me the other day.

I was waffling on about sports clothes and she came out with:

"Girls can't do sports, Mammy, you silly girl!"

My face was like this:



I have no idea where she might have got that from.

[Estrella]

I love that gif so much! So apt for A’s chat there.

I’ve got a heartbreaking one: There was a lockdown at their school today (for totally unnecessary reasons IMO) and J has just explained to me about how if the lockdown music starts when they’re in the toilet they’ve to stand on the toilet seat and keep the door locked

[Wiggle]

Oh gosh that is really heartbreaking.

[olive]

Oh god, that’s horrible, Est.

[Zoomer]

On our walk today, A started shouting at Honey (our dog), out of the blue, "Don't even think about it, Honey!*"
Me: "Why are you shouting at Honey? What did she do?"
"She was thinking, Mammy!"



*J often says this to Honey when she's on the verge of doing something stupid, like chasing a cat. Anna is suuuch a sponge.

[Zoomer]

This morning, as I was lounging around in my dressing gown :
A, in an appalled voice, "Mammy, your legs are all dirty!"
"That's not dirt, darling, that's hair."
"But what's it doing there???"

Nothing like a four-year-old to let you know you've let yourself go.

[Hazey_Jane]

She’s brutal