The Mock Turtle

Keep fairies in it

Fairies

While leaving the house there’s often competition about who is the leader and S often concedes to L being the leader, usually declaring himself the ‘door holder’ and holds the door for me. Yesterday he said ‘and daddy’s the door locker’ (he was behind me)...’and mummy’s...eh..mummy’s nuffin’

And today L greeted me from work with news that he’d found my secret stash of balloons. He asked me to blow one up, so I said when I’d put down all the things I was carrying I could. He followed me around and waited patiently then asked “now can you balloon it up?”

L told me tonight that Susan is the creator. She created all life. She also can make potions, one of which is Dr Pepper.

Bats? Smun?

Both of us, but it's a secret.

Job-sharing Susans! Does L go to school at a cult?

L . That’s very profound.

V told me at 4 in the morning, quite calmly, after she had been up and down crying hysterically from nightmares “it’s ok, Dita’s gone now.” . She wouldn’t answer when I asked who Dita was , but it’s not anyone at her nursery.

Jet wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:11 am L told me tonight that Susan is the creator. She created all life. She also can make potions, one of which is Dr Pepper.

Bats? Smun?

I nominate Smun, I'm a bit tired today.

Ok, I will be omnipotent today.

Tell us the lottery numbers for tonight then, please.

I asked him this morning “so, who is Susan?”

And he did a massive sigh and eye roll like I’m an idiot and said “SHE MAKES THE POTIONS!”

At Beavers tonight, I had the following conversation:

Beaver: I’ve got a load of paper in my shoe.
Me: Why do you have a load of paper in your shoe?
Beaver: Because I couldn’t fit it in my pocket.
Me:

Obvs!

olive wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:57 pm

Figaro wrote: ↑Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:07 pm “Mummy! Look!” he shrieks at the top of his little voice. “Is bin lorry!”

Bless Sproglette.

Mine seem to be having some kind of identity crisis. I made curry twice in the past week which isn’t unusual but overheard a conversation between the boys.

M: she’s making curry again. Do you think it’s because she’s Indian.

T: yes, definitely. That’s all nana and Nani (my parents) eat and they are definitely Indian as well. Isn’t that right, Mum? You’re all Indians.

Like it’s nothing to do with either of them.

BM is in a composite class this year, and had an older boyfriend within a few days. When she mentioned him again, she declared "He's sacked. I sacked him from the job. He's a lone wolf now... Like you Mummy"

A lone wolf!

A lone wolf!

Marth wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:01 pm

olive wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:57 pm
Mine seem to be having some kind of identity crisis. I made curry twice in the past week which isn’t unusual but overheard a conversation between the boys.

M: she’s making curry again. Do you think it’s because she’s Indian.

T: yes, definitely. That’s all nana and Nani (my parents) eat and they are definitely Indian as well. Isn’t that right, Mum? You’re all Indians.

Like it’s nothing to do with either of them.

This is a timely bump as I’ve made curry for them tonight after ages, the racist little twats.

L was walking around last night with a stethoscope claiming to be a doctor with this ‘chestiscope’. Then he checked my heart, twice, once on each nipple.

This is a good page of this thread!

S (3) has started answering with a sigh and 'whatever' when I ask him a question

Eta - the previous page!