IWLTS in 2020...

[Lily]

Did you know him, Beatrix? I'd understand if he was an old friend, but otherwise...

Enid, I'm sorry but that made me laugh out loud. Very loud.

[Estrella]

IWLTS: I really hope you find someone to have sex with you soon. I’m tired of hearing all about it!

To the koala who lives in the bushland to the back of our house. He’s been making his very loud mating call all night for the last couple of weeks.

[Kenickie]

I would love a koala in my back garden. :notaeuphemism:

[sally maclennane]

Poor koala

IWLTS: you're so vain

[Estrella]

I haven’t been able to spot him but he’s very loud. At one point early this morning I thought I could hear two of them so maybe he will be quiet soon...

[nineseven]

What noises does he make?

[Estrella]

Something like this: https://youtu.be/ocIR6B-YtYE

[Duophonic]

He sounds a bit like a donkey

[Marth]

I would love a koala in my back garden. :notaeuphemism:

[Cerise]

What noises does he make?

They bellow. We learnt all about it on Animal Park!

[Bat Macdui]

Poor lonely, randy koala.

[Loralei]

Poor koala. I hope he gets a root.

[Edith Bacon]

IWLTS: That photo you posted of you and your wife for ‘Happily Married Week’ Is she still married to you despite the affair or because she still doesn’t know about it?

[Luna]

Ooh, juicy, Edith!

[sally maclennane]

Happily Married Week?? x a million!

And it's exactly those kind of twats who post about it.

[Smunder Woman]

Happily married week is definitely for those fannies

[wendy james]

Poor koala! And poor wife.

IWLTS So did you get cold feet or was it my usual people repellent super power?

[Loralei]

Yeah, because you've never yet managed to make any friends on the internet, Wendy

[Hazey_Jane]

IWLTS- if I’ve just told you that I’m not pregnant then the only alternative must be that I’m fat. So don’t try and dig your way out of that particular hole and just fuck off, Will you?

[ParisGal]

Oh no, Hazey! What socially clueless adult thought it was a good idea to ask a woman they don't know all that well (I'm guessing) if she's pregnant?!