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[Loralei]

The idea of the McCanns being adored by the media, aside from anything else, has left me speechless. (Not literally. Sorry.)

[Bendywendywoo]

I think it's just a white poly/cotton shirt dress. Or maybe a tunic and trousers.

I stopped getting prescriptions from there, as the smell of burning martyr coming from the pharmacy got too much to bear. I get them delivered now from Pharmacy2U, and the postman is a cheery soul.

Same. And I am so glad I did it.

[Bendywendywoo]

Moaning Myrtle is at it again (the pharmacy assistant).

Thanks so much to the three people ahead of me in the queue of Home Bargains. Not one of them asked me to go to the front of the queue and i was wearing my uniform :shrug smiley:

I feel like I'm picking on her, but why would anyone let her queue jump? Particularly at a time when everyone just wants to get in and out. If she'd been wearing scrubs, or carrying a fire hose, then fair enough, but come on. And what could she have needed in HB that was such an emergency that people should leap out of her way to let her buy it as a matter of urgency? NuttyB (the one with the social distancing stick) has replied with 'Shame On Them!!'

I honestly despair.

I have never once used my NHS id to jump a queue. If I'm not in work, I'm just another person out shopping. If I am in work, I'm not shopping. It's simple.

[smalex]

The idea of the McCanns being adored by the media, aside from anything else, has left me speechless. (Not literally. Sorry.)

I know! What newspapers are these people reading?!

[Turtle Bean]

I know this is not at all what was meant but the way this post is phased make it sound like poster and family regularly rob people at knife point.

My friends 16 year old son was robbed at knife point and the 4 lads demanded he handed over his bike. It is a Carrera Velour pictured below. If anyone knows any information or seen this bike then please let me know. Also i just wanted to raise awareness to those planning on cycling this route as me and my family do this often, please remain vigilant. Feel free to share x

[Ella77]

Oh dear.

[Ruby]

[Rosa]

What goes around!

[Loralei]

Has anyone pointed that out?

[Marth]

Haha

[Luce]

"Look chaps, you can't say you weren't warned".

[smalex]

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Because people on furlough or made redundant are just lazy fuckers, right?

[Ella77]

All those lazy cunts who lost their jobs had better not repost that, eh?

[Loralei]

Also, you haven't worked the entire fucking lockdown because it isnt yet over

[Disco]

Some sanctimonious bint on my FB keeps posting that and also helpful suggestions that the lazy skivers on Universal Credit should go and work the fields seeing as they've got nothing else to do. Really, I should point out that she didn't work a day in her life until forced to at the age of 42 when her child turned 12 and she had to look for employment but I really like being privy to her photos as her eye lash extensions are dreadful and duck lip filler is deflating.

[Loralei]

A couple of corkers from a thread about a McDonald's drive thru re-opening:

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The charming Mr Pigeon is typing phonetic Bristolian, if it doesn't translate, and I don't think Sammi is making the point she thinks she is

[Ruby]

I really like being privy to her photos as her eye lash extensions are dreadful and duck lip filler is deflating.

A woman I know usually has eyelash extensions, lip fillers, Botox, hair extensions and a significant bleach-job. Her phone's facial recognition system hasn't worked for the past two weeks. She's started to look like a completely different person.

[smalex]

Oh no

[Topcat]

I've been called a lazy coward, even though I'm still working.

[smalex]

What!?