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Glint
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Sorry Shoe, I hope you get the right combo soon. Is he able to finish other things off, or do they depend on the wall?

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Is it the same wrong colour as last time?

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Yes, it's the same wrong colour as last time. Mine is basically white with the slightest sparkle through it. He's brought light grey again, we also had dark grey at one point so at least we're back onto the lighter grey which is at least vaguely close.

There's other stuff to do but really the wet wall needs finished first, he's gone off to see the supplier, again.

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Is he an actual div? I suppose many weeks have passed since he used the very same wrong colour, but still. Jesus.

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He's not smart, let's put it that way. Colourblind S spotted the mistake as soon as he saw it, it wasn't a subtle difference.

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I am crying at Marth’s coffin post. I had to stop eating because I thought I would choke.

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In the last couple of months I've realised my husband's ex gf lives in our road now and yesterday realised she's our Avon lady :lol: :ruby: . Of all the roads in the entire city!
Tbf, it is quite a long road and she lives at the other end, but still.

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This isn't the one who kept liking your photos, is it :look:

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I was also wondering that :look:.

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Oh :mog: no. A different one :lol:. Honestly, he's got 3 significant exes, the first was the one who took an unhealthy interest in my coat and glasses and tried to friend me on fb, the second quite often likes and comments on things I share and tag him in and now the third lives in my road and tries to flog me Avon.

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Blimey, I didn't realise Avon was still going on! Has she acknowledged your connection?

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I'm still crying at the Chihuahua

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Shit, shit, shit!!! I'm on a very boring conference call with my boss and the big boss.

I could hear A doing something that sounded like she was up to mischief downstairs and shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY?" forgetting that my mic was still on. The colleague who was presenting at the time was most bemused. I'm morta. :hot: :hot: :hot:

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Zoomer wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:03 pm
Shit, shit, shit!!! I'm on a very boring conference call with my boss and the big boss.

I could hear A doing something that sounded like she was up to mischief downstairs and shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY?" forgetting that my mic was still on. The colleague who was presenting at the time was most bemused. I'm morta. :hot: :hot: :hot:
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:mog:

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:mog:
If your back's against the wall, turn around and write on it.

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Been there. Done that. Solidarity, Zoom :)) (In my case, "Will you PLEASE focus on your handwriting!" :mute: )

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In my “virtual network meeting” earlier, someone managed to log in late, mute the main speaker and shout “she’s on mute!” to us all.

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I once yelled GET ON THE BED NOW officially to an off screen cat, and ostensibly to a bemused man's face.
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My child has started presenting me with mainly dead spiders and crane flies; she picks them up and insists I hold my hand out for them :cry:.

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