Roast Idiot

[Kenickie]

Oh that's ridiculous. Weaponised incompetence.

I hate P making me toast as it's always just slightly warm bread.

[Pippedydeadeye]

My husband loves to put near raw onion on/in everything. It’s foul.

[Lola]

Mine’s a fan of raw pepper too. He nearly set the oven on fire the other day trying to grill sausages. I’ve ordered an air fryer so he can hopefully stop trying to destroy my house

He’s signed off work at the moment and I’m partly annoyed and partly relieved that he’s not doing the dinner each evening.

[Luna]

That cheese on toast sounds like pure indigestion..

[Morganna]

M isn't a terrible cook. prefer my cooking, but his is passible (#generous), but he can't fry anything without burning it. He doesn't seem to realise that the hob has knobs that adjust the heat, and cooks everything on high. It drives me insane. He's been warned that when I get my shiny new kitchen I do not want it covered in a film of grease or smelling of burnt fat. There is probably a 20% chance that he'll take this on board

[Little My]

I have a real craving for onion now, which is entirely missing the point, I know. The toastie sounded foul. But Mr LM does a disk of red onion when he makes burgers and they are SO GOOD! The difference is, he grills the onion so it's all sweet and delicious.

Mine is a great cook, but also the destroyer of things, and never, ever wipes down the kitchen counters.

[Topcat]

I don't understand what was wrong with the cheese and onion?

[Cazza]

I don't understand what was wrong with the cheese and onion?

Warm melted cheese on top of a hard, cold disc of onion. The man is dicing with danger.

[Wiggle]

I don't understand what was wrong with the cheese and onion?

Absolutely nothing! It was the dreadful execution that annoyed me. A whole disc of red onion with barely melted cheese on toast does not make for an appetizing dish.

[Wiggle]

Warm melted cheese on top of a hard, cold disc of onion. The man is dicing with danger.

[Topcat]

Ok, I get it a bit more now, but I still would.

Raw onion in malt vinegar is one that you should all try. It is immense.

[Estrella]

I put raw red onion on my burgers. I love it!

[Pippedydeadeye]

Ok, I get it a bit more now, but I still would.

Raw onion in malt vinegar is one that you should all try. It is immense.

Oh yeah, that was my nanna Jean’s specialty.

[Topcat]

Nana Jean and I would have got on well.

[Turtle Bean]

I'm not a fan of raw onion. Except red onion in a tuna baguette.

[emma_p]

I can't bear raw onion either. I have to soak red onion in lime to make salsas etc and even then I'm not that keen. The boys in the family love it though.

[Luna]

Raw onion can only be red and it has to thinly sliced or chopped.

[Smunder Woman]

Raw onion is delicious.

[Little My]

Sweet white onion is really nice raw. It has a reliably mellow flavour compared to red onion.

[Topcat]

Onion is brilliant either raw or cooked you absolute weirdos.