That's not a real name!

[Pippedydeadeye]

These are great.

I know a male Nicola. He looks like Brandon Flowers but sexier.

[sally maclennane]

Oh my, Pip!

Nicola is quite a common male name in Italy, I think?

[Pippedydeadeye]

This guy is an Italian doctor. He lives up the road from me.

[Lola]

Mine is Italian too and he does look like Brandon Flowers actually but he’s an engineer

[Squirrel]

Anyone else see what I see?

[Luna]

Yes

[Cerise]

Of course!

[Edith Bacon]

[Squirrel]

[Kleio]

I'm watching Once Upon A Time with Betty and one of the producers has the last name Wankum. I can't imagine going through secondary school with that name.

[Disco]

Is that an American programme? I don't think Americans had wanker in their vocabulary generally.

A Greek person I knew screwed their face up when they heard someone we knew had called their child Malachi.

[Kleio]

Yeah it's American I just meant *if* he'd been from here I can't imagine going through school with that name.

[Disco]

No definitely. Simply having the surname Kerr meant one lad at school was called Wayne by all the lads. They used to shout WAYNE out when the teacher called out Kerr for registration.

His first name was Andy. However, he is a wanker.

[Texaco Shirley]

I knew an Andy Kerr at uni, he was a bit of a wanker too.

[rosy]

When I worked for a lettings agent we had a tenant called Wayne Kerr. And a landlord with the surname Kuntz.

[Hazey_Jane]

Yeah it's American I just meant *if* he'd been from here I can't imagine going through school with that name.

Back in Brussels, my rugby team had a guy from Berlin playing for the men’s team who had a pretty easy life until he went to a boarding school in England for his A levels.

His name was R.ichard W.anke.

[Little My]

A friend of mine tried to name her son Luke. Surname Hunt. We couldn't not say anything!

[Disco]

I went to school with a Ker.r.y H...unt. The boys all called her Hairy Cunt.

[ParisGal]

Noo

We had a customer called Mr Kastrati, which I now know is a normal sort of name in south eastern Europe, but seems very unfortunate in any countries with romantic languages.

[Kleio]

I’ve just come across someone who is married to a Daniel.

Her children are Eva-Danielle and Tommy-Daniel.