That's not a real name!

[Ella77]

Eww.

[Kleio]

I hate that so much. Do they have Daniel’s surname too? Why not just physically brand the child?

Of course they do!

[Wiggle]

There was a thread on r.eddit about children's names. My favourite comment was about a child who's middle name was Danger

[Beena]

The grandson of a former colleague is called Surname-Father's name-Surname. Their family name is more along the lines of Higgins than anything that lends itself to traditional use as a first name.

She didn't take too kindly to the 'Bond, James Bond' impressions. Or anything that suggested her darling son is a narcissist, who needed telling.

[Lola]

That’s just weird.

There was a woman on Only Connect who was so desperate to take her husband’s name but his surname was too long so she took his first name as her surname.

[Ella77]

She sounds like an idiot.

[Lola]

I think she was being a bit racist too as she took his British first name

[Ella77]

Ah!

[Kleio]

There was a woman on Only Connect who was so desperate to take her husband’s name but his surname was too long so she took his first name as her surname.

I don’t understand why anyone would do that.

[Pippedydeadeye]

They seemed like a sweet couple.

[Lola]

Well she should be doing that in solidarity with her husband if she wants his name ;)

I suppose it’s quite a nice idea really but now she’s got to explain to people why she took her husband’s first name, for the rest of her life

[Squirrel]

I had this customer today.

[Luna]

[Hazey_Jane]

That’s brilliant!

[Dutchie]

I was reading an article about a Dutch coffee company and the owner was called Dick de Kock. They were hoping to branch out into other countries and now I'm just hoping they don't mean English-speaking ones...

[Pippedydeadeye]

Saturday morning and all the Facebook notifications that kids aren’t going to athletics are pouring in.

S.tor mie Sher. lock can’t make it today.

[Marth]

No shit!

[Kleio]

Tiga-Lily

I’m assuming they want you to pronounce it Tiger so why couldn’t they spell it like that?

[viggy]

To be different :woteva:

[olive]

I just upgraded my phone and was helped by a lovely lovely man called Mcc.labia.

He was from Tennessee.