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Re: FML
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:56 pm
by Zoomer
I've done that and I just check it every so often, but the last time i did they were discussing ear wax and i really don't want to know that about them! Or anyone really, tbh.
Re: FML
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:03 pm
by Princess Morripov
Heebie Jeebie wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:02 pm
I was never stuck but my teeth still have a grainy feeling coating on them
I’ve done this before
I decided to bite hard on some superglue to force it out the other end and it just exploded in my mouth instead
I did not swill with NPR but the grainy feeling on my teeth did eventually go. I can’t remember how long though but it will
Re: FML
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:25 pm
by Heebie Jeebie
That's reassuring thank you. So I won't have to explain to the dentist when they eventually reopen.
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:39 pm
by Glint
I thought looking through the Smyths catalogue would be a good idea to get 10 minutes peace. I now have a running commentary on Fortnite toys and other shite.
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:39 pm
by Smunder Woman
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:47 pm
by purple_dress
I taught J how to email me links and now I get mutilple emails a day of crap he wants for Christmas
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:49 pm
by Pippedydeadeye
I get a lot of “can I just browse your amazon?” No.
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:57 pm
by Smunder Woman
Jack set up his own Amazon with his Osper card, so all kinds of shit gets delivered.
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:07 pm
by Glint
I've just had, "Let's just add all the things to your basket. That would be easier ".
Not on your nelly.
Wee chance.
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:10 pm
by olive
Rookie error, Glint.
Re: FML
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2020 10:48 am
by MoFo
Can they just have their own Amazon wishlist?
I have gone out with wet hair (I never dry it) and was wondering why it was taking so long to dry. I've just realised that I forgot to rinse the conditioner out but I am already out IN PUBLIC with hair that's going to look crispy and is going to fell horrible.
Re: FML
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 7:14 pm
by Marth
MoFo wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 10:48 am
Can they just have their own Amazon wishlist?
I have gone out with wet hair (I never dry it) and was wondering why it was taking so long to dry. I've just realised that I forgot to rinse the conditioner out but I am already out IN PUBLIC with hair that's going to look crispy and is going to fell horrible.
Oh no, Mofo.
How was it as the night progressed?
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:33 am
by Loralei
The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:35 am
by Wiggle
Ouch Loralei!
My kettle has stopped working and made my tea in the microwave. It's not a nice drink
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:36 am
by Zoomer
Loralei wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:33 am
The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is
Oh, ouch!
Mind you, A made a new friend last week when she was out with J. The new friend was with her granny, who's a few years younger than J.
They start young round these parts.
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:42 am
by Heebie Jeebie
Lora! The cheeky fucker. No way you look old enough to be a granny.
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:45 am
by Squirrel
Loralei wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:33 am
The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is
WTAF?! That’s weird, as well as rude.
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:51 am
by Wiggle
FML the kettle is working, it just wasn't plugged in
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:52 am
by Beena
Loralei wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:33 am
The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is
Ouch.
An ambulance driver once thought I was J's mum. He is a couple of years younger than me, but that still stings.
Wiggle!
Re: FML
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:58 am
by Pippedydeadeye
It’s very early morning still, perhaps he’s also over one by bin fumes?