Tickling the Slow Loris

[Pickle]

Fee!

[Batvia]

Mojo?

[la Fée Verte]

I don't really know what's happening anymore.

[Finisterre]

Oh! I shall tell you a related story. Apparently in *somewhere which may be Iran / Iraq / Afghanistan* wounded soldiers who have no legs get a trained monkey to help them do stuff, like a guide dog or a hearing dog but waaay cooler.

In Japan they employ them as waiters. I hope they learn to wash their hands well.

[Shoe]

I don't want to eat anyone's brains.

I am thinking more a thigh or buttock area, or maybe some sort of belly cut.

[Pickle]

My belly would have a nice layer of crackling.

[Batvia]

Shoe and Pickle need to be put a nice, padded room together, then visited by appropriate professionals.

[Shoe]

She won't last that long.

[Hamm]

Sous chefs?

[Pickle]

Hannie.

[Princess Morripov]

You are all strange.

I proper loves the Loris. I think I want one of them more than a sloth now.

[Marmalade Fires]

They are poisonous and wee on their hands, Vodders. Still want one?

[Bambideer]

Ivana does the 'hands up' thing for tickles I don't think she wees on her paws though.

[Kenickie]

Oh! I LOVE these. I saw one in a zoo in Lille and decided then and there that they were my new favourite animal, but couldn't find out what it was as they only had the names in French (it didn't occur to me at the time to write down the French and get it translated). I then saw them in Beijing, where they had the English name.

I didn't realise you could have them as pets though. I want one. :ignoresmarms:

[Marmalade Fires]

You can't. It's illegal.

[Kenickie]

I was joking.

I am disappointed, though.

[Marmalade Fires]

That was aimed more at "I didn't think you could get them as pets" rather than that you wanted one.

[Hamm]

I bet you can buy them. I'm going to get one. Just so I can poke it.

[Marmalade Fires]

I've told you that I'm not rising to you.

[Hamm]

Only because you secretly want one too.