The Mock Turtle

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:27 pm**

There is always, always a loo nearby for some reason. Lid up.

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:29 pm**

Sometimes it’s worse than that, Ella

Posted: **Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:31 am**

If there's a pout, a pair of comedy eyebrows and an open-lidded bog, it's what I call 'toilet duck face'.

Posted: **Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:06 pm**

that’s brilliant, Tsu!

Posted: **Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:38 pm**

George wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:38 pm Hello. FB decided to suggest I might like to join this group as Hibs was in it. I enjoyed it so much I decided I should share it with you but I see Hibs thought the same.

HELLO GEORGE!

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:57 am**

Urgh. I just accepted a friend request from a guy who runs an English-speaking FB group for our local region, only to find that he's shared loads of 'Leave Means Leave' pro-Brexit shite. YOU LIVE IN FRANCE, YOU THICK FUCK!

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:46 am**

But (I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here) he's /white/, Zoomer. What are you talking about?

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:41 pm**

I've got a Britain First, like Jayda Fransen meme thing. I don't get it, I know the man, he doesn't have a mean bone. I'm probably very naive but I don't understand.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:42 pm**

Zoomer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:57 am Urgh. I just accepted a friend request from a guy who runs an English-speaking FB group for our local region, only to find that he's shared loads of 'Leave Means Leave' pro-Brexit shite. YOU LIVE IN FRANCE, YOU THICK FUCK!

Give us the heads up and we'll do him a welcome party when he gets kicked out.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:56 pm**

Zoomer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:57 am Urgh. I just accepted a friend request from a guy who runs an English-speaking FB group for our local region, only to find that he's shared loads of 'Leave Means Leave' pro-Brexit shite. YOU LIVE IN FRANCE, YOU THICK FUCK!

What IS it with these people? My friend who lived in France for a sodding year - and currently lives in Australia - voted "Leave" in Brexit. GNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:05 pm**

Instagram, not fb. I follow this tattooist and I can’t helieve what he’s put on someone’s leg.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:06 pm**

Oh! I had to zoom. I regret it.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:07 pm**

Oh no. I’m sorry Han.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:08 pm**

OH. Dear LORD.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:08 pm**

Tasteful! Is it two ladies on the leg of a man? Somehow that's even worse, for something that's already rock bottom.

What's that meant to be on the bum cheek?

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:09 pm**

I haven’t really examined it Heebs! I do know it’s on the leg of a man.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:09 pm**

That’s lovely, I’d like a tattoo like that.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:12 pm**

Dear lord. I'd be unfollowing If I were you.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:15 pm**

His other stuff is really nice, this is the fault of the tattooed rather than the tattooist.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:16 pm**

But it's revolting so why post it on Instagram?

The Mock Turtle

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