That's not a real name!

[ozbird]

We have a politician here called Richard Face. I'm waiting for the day a journalist accidentally shortens Richard.

[welshy]

I used to know an Asian lady called Flip Flop.

My mothers middle name is Gay, and in any context this does not suit her
a) She is never happy
b) She is not homosexual (to my knowledge)

[wannabewelshie]

I've just remembered we used to have a Kunti Shah on the email list at work. Sadly, he or she appears to have now left.

A friend used to teach a boy called Jazz Singer.

[Estrella]

There's a car that parks at the station car park that was sold by Mike Hunt Cars.

[la Fée Verte]

I think the German pronunciation of Wanke might actually be Wanker too!

It would be pronounced Vanka.

Not rude but in my old job I had dealings with Lovely Rose Tapang and Desirée Mousse.

[Calico]

I was taught computing at school by a Richard Head. Poor man.

[Texaco Shirley]

I know a Richard Wash which isn't quite as unfortunate

[Sky]

I'm sure I've said this one on here before....

Roger Boyes

You would change your name, wouldn't you?

The Times journalist who reported on the Catholic paedo priests last year?

[Calico]

I knew a Ms Rogers-England at uni. I believe she just goes by Ms England these days.

[Thora mkii GTi]

Fanny Pong

I've said these before, but what the hell: Michael Kidney, known as Mike. Will Power. Resident Engineering Partnership: Allcock and Bull. Secondhand car lot, where I used to live: Nick King Cars.

There's others that I can't recall just now. I may be back

[ozbird]

I worked with a Jo King. She wasn't.

[Livilla]

Miranda Hart, start of the sitcom Miranda etc, is actually Miranda Hart-Dyke, but understandably dropped the last half of her name.

[wannabewelshie]

I can remember sniggering over a customer called Mr A Hole at work years ago. Oh, and there's a building company that my boyfriend deals with called Munters.

[welshy]

A competition caught my eye the other day to the delightfully named Sandy Balls Holiday Village. I wasn't old enough to enter though

[Hazey_Jane]

I just got an email from someone called Grit Groggins which has made my day!

[Luna]

A competition caught my eye the other day to the delightfully named Sandy Balls Holiday Village. I wasn't old enough to enter though

I've been there! It's in the New Forest

[Rusticated]

My neighbour used to work at W. Middx Hosp. in the records office and swears she came across a Mr & Mrs Carte who saw fit to call their son Orson.

[Luna]

Orson Carte

I know a guy called Randy Weekly.

[Savannah]

I used to get regular email updates from a Jenny Taylor.

[Luna]

I was thinking what's funny about Jenny Taylor.. until I said it out loud