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Why is the cow with antlers sitting at a desk?
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The cowdeer is #fumin :lol:
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The shape of that deer’s head is... interesting!

That’s one deluded ‘artist’ right there! :)
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"only" missing baby Jesus. So the main part then :lol:
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He may appear on Christmas Day.
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:lol: Is that yellow blob the empty crib?
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Kenickie wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:52 pm Why is the cow with antlers sitting at a desk?
It's writing its moomoirs.
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:lol:
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Morganna wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:20 am
Kenickie wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:52 pm Why is the cow with antlers sitting at a desk?
It's writing its moomoirs.
:lol:
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Lily wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:33 pm He may appear on Christmas Day.
Indeed.
In Catholic nativities, the crib is always left empty until Christmas Day. Maybe they could sub in a pig in blanket or a few swaddled brussel sprouts.
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Morganna wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:20 am It's writing its moomoirs.
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Squirrel wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:29 am
Morganna wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:20 am It's writing its moomoirs.
:mog:
I thought you had posted this when I first read it, Squirrel :))
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OMG the cow with antlers has just whizzed me back in time to the 1960s when my brother asked "mummy do cows have antlers?" Apparently my mum was wrong when she said no 😂
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:lol:

Not fb but close enough! Monogamy table :lol:
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Has never paired with different (younger) chairs.
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:lol:
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That isn't "monogamy" any way, is it?
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ParisGal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:45 pm That isn't "monogamy" any way, is it?
I did wonder :lol: I'd say teak maybe.
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Marth wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:35 pm Has never paired with different (younger) chairs.
:lol:
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attention seeker wrote:So yesterday I go to my usual place to get my brows done. The woman says to me she thinks I have hair loss and can notice it. I was shocked and upset as I have really thick hair. Not looking for pity just didn’t need that type of comment after the year I’ve had. Avoid ladies I won’t be back as way too blunt for me!
Not looking for pity, my arse! This one constantly posts selfies, and regularly posts about how people tell her she's too thin, and how upsetting this is. She always wants reassurance and vaguebooks a lot about having had a "difficult year".
Christ on a bendy bus son, don't be such a fucking faff arse
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