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Smunder Woman
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sally maclennane wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 6:57 pm
attention seeker wrote:So yesterday I go to my usual place to get my brows done. The woman says to me she thinks I have hair loss and can notice it. I was shocked and upset as I have really thick hair. Not looking for pity just didn’t need that type of comment after the year I’ve had. Avoid ladies I won’t be back as way too blunt for me!
Not looking for pity, my arse! This one constantly posts selfies, and regularly posts about how people tell her she's too thin, and how upsetting this is. She always wants reassurance and vaguebooks a lot about having had a "difficult year".
I really hope I wasn't this insufferable in similar circumstances :mog:
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Oh you were not, definitely not!

And if you had been, I'd have told you to stop being insufferable. Kindly :))
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Man. How hard not to post, "Well I'm glad she said something, as I have noticed it too and didn't know how to mention it."
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I wouldn't be that mean, she is a nice person IRL, but she just seems to want endless reassurance through FB and I just don't understand it. If someone made a tactless remark, I'd have a moan to J or my mum, and probably post in here but I can't imagine posting about it on FB.
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sally maclennane wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:35 pm Oh you were not, definitely not!

And if you had been, I'd have told you to stop being insufferable. Kindly :))
I know quite a few people who would have :))
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You would literally never see a woman boasting on fb about cooking for her family while her partner is at work!
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Rolled up some mince beef, eh. Someone ring Michelin :ella:
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smalex wrote: Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:22 pm Rolled up some mince beef, eh. Someone ring Michelin :ella:
What a hero he is!
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Master Chef? Get a grip, you twat :ella:
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smalex wrote: Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:22 pm Rolled up some mince beef, eh. Someone ring Michelin :ella:
:lol:

I bet over-touching went on. I would thoroughly cook those fuckers.
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:mog:
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:lol:
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:))
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Remember that utter lunatic who owned a terrible restaurant and he liked to take his customers to task on trip advisor? Well my friend’s boyfriend deleted him from Facebook recently not before commenting on one of Twat’s posts to briefly say why (posts too much crap/filling up newsfeed).

Look how butt hurt Twatty Loon is. :lol:
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Oh, he is butthurt :cheerup:.
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It's brilliant. I love it. I'm really so not bothered yet I will message not only once, I will also stew over it for half an hour and send another message casually telling you just how unbutt hurt I really am.
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I half want the recipient to send Dawson Creek cry face but I think the sound of silence will get to Twatty D more.
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Fuck. Off.
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Eww.
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Oh FFS
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