The Mock Turtle

Pippedydeadeye wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:01 am One of them lives nearby to the vinyl floor.

She should get him in to sign the floor! Imagine what that would do to the value of the property!

I think they’re like the Sugababes with changes to the lineup.

The Trigger's Broom of pop music.

This is Insta rather that FB but it really tickled me. Our local brewery has been making a lot of being dog- friendly and has been posting pics of dogs who have visited. Then last weekend they posted this. I’ve always wanted a pet goat

Lily wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:36 pm The Trigger's Broom of pop music.

Thought you might all enjoy this Valentine's breakfast for my FB friend's kids

All that’s missing is a giant bottle of Coke ).

And an overexcited puppy. Is she sending them to her horrible ex for the day or something?

They do have a dog I think

That is a lot of effort right there. And a lot of sugar.

That’s so gross and weird. People are fucking odd.

What're the weird computer chip / biscuit / bug things on the plates?

Princess Morripov wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:32 am That’s so gross and weird. People are fucking odd.

This. Completely.

I try not to be judgey about what other people feed their kids, but The quantity of sugary food is quite something. The woman used to be morbidly obese (I'd guess, obvs I didn't attend any weigh ins!), but she's lost absolutely loads of weight, I'm a bit astonished she's now laid all this on for two kids.

Same as Pov and Luna. The sugar doesn't bother me as such, it's the Valentines thing. It's fucking weird.

Here, for those who haven't seen it.

Well played!

TBF, W probably got an equivalent amount at Christmas (he's allowed it in reasonable portions), thinking about it. I should wind my neck in on that front.

That’s really nice of him!

That Peter Crouch thing is brilliant!

indigo wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:06 am That Peter Crouch thing is brilliant!

Yes! Love it.