Roast Idiot

[Luna]

Just make your own dinner tonight.

[olive]

Oh god, D can be like this too. And not understanding questions if I haven’t worded them exactly right

I meant to come back and agree with this too! I get Incredulous Face from Mr O which will be the end of him one day.

[Starry]

I am going to roast mine for taking a perfectly nice pizza order (that he checked I wanted beforehand) and making it weird by adding some awful stuffed crust roll abomination. You can't pick it up like a normal pizza slice and I like eating plain pizza crust.it balances out the cheesey tomato bits. It's genuinely upsetting.

And he keeps apologising so I can't even roast him guilt free.

[Froozy]

Olive, Has Mr O seen the news, PE with Joe is going to 3 days a week. Even Joe Wicks lost interest in it more quickly than your husband

Mr O did a grown up Joe Wicks session this session. He was really unenthusiastic and sad about it. I think he really missed being a kangaroo.

They’re stopping altogether now. Does Mr O know?

[olive]

Yes!!! He made the boys do it with him this morning.

[Froozy]

One last hurrah?

[Rosa]

Followed by a solitary tear?

[bramblerose]

Followed by a solitary tear?

Poor Mr O

[olive]

I bet he’s going to use T as an excuse to do some of the older ones if they stay up on YouTube.

[indigo]

Yes!!! He made the boys do it with him this morning.

I just saw something on the news about Joe Wicks stopping and my first thought was Mr O and how he would take the news

[Ella77]

[FiveO'Clock]

I'm angry with Mr5 today for no rational reason. He went to the paint shop while I was on the phone (working) and bought a can of paint for the next bathroom we're decorating. He picked the perfect color, but I love dithering over the little color cards so was really disappointed when he came back.
He also probably shouldn't leave the house due to having a sore throat, so I'm acting all furious about that even though I know in that shop, with the masks and gloves and the fact that there is only one person in it, he didn't pass on anything, but I will never admit this. Ever.

[Zoomer]

I'm not going to roast him for this because it made me laugh, but honestly, what an idiot!
I had a few frantic messages from J (he's in Lyon at his friends' house with A) because he lost one of his new and hideously expensive hearing aids. He's been retracing his steps for the last two hours and can't find it!!!!
The first thing I asked him was "have you taken your t-shirt off?" and yep, there it was.
He's now telling everyone that I have magic powers and I'm just like a bit of common sense, please! Honestly! :woteva:

[Princess Morripov]

Zoomer! Your magic powers!

[Rosa]

That's amazing!

[Pippedydeadeye]

You’re a genius!

[Ella77]

Jesus though, he’s allowed to drive a car and vote and stuff .

[FiveO'Clock]

Mr5 had to repaint the bathroom because the paint he bought in a hurry was too dark.

[Turtle Bean]

After my recent adventures in highlighter yellow bathroom pain, I'm very sympathetic to Mr. 5.

[FiveO'Clock]

I now prefer the original color.