Roast Idiot

[Cosmopolitan]

My husband calls them 'Cosmo droppings'. I think it's an adhd thing. Doom piles.

[Estrella]

I have them too. Mine are on my dining table and the corner of the kitchen bench. My two children favour the kitchen bench. It drives MrE crazy.

[Little My]

The piles just move around! Yeah, I know it's an ADHD thing, which is why I try not to get upset about it. But every so often it just becomes a bit too much for me because my brain really craves order. It's almost certainly because I'm in spring cleaning mode right now and feeling extra militant about everything getting decluttered and cleaned.

Everyone is actually tidying and decluttering this afternoon now, even though I haven't said anything.

[Smunder Woman]

My brain craves order AND I make doom piles I am my own worst enemy.

[Kleio]

I'm also the doom pile maker.

[overthehill]

My complaint is relatively minor, but he keeps leaving piles of his stuff on the dining table. Mail, old boxes, sunglasses, random tools. WHY?

Oh, God! Mine does that too. We call it the "coral reef". It just keeps growing and any attempt at clearing the table is met with excuses that almost everything is going to be needed. Imminently.

[Little My]

It's probably less annoying if it's your own doom piles. There is some choice in the matter anyway, and maybe even some logic. Like something being needed soon. Even when it starts gathering dust.

[Luce]

I have doom boxes! Fucking everywhere! But I do know exactly what’s in them and would prefer them not to be touched, thank you very much!

[Princess Morripov]

Oh gosh I couldn’t permit anything being left out, I am too uptight about everything being tidy

The chaps have to tidy up before every round of food and A has a draw and a cupboard I sweep things into. The garage and shed is probably an absolute shit show but it’s not my domain.

[Turtle Bean]

I can't stand piles of stuff.

[Luna]

My mom does this. Little piles of paperwork dotted about the living room. I have the side of the sofa doom.

[Bat Macdui]

I got one of those coffee tables with a lid and storage entirely so I could sweep R's *stuff* into it.

I have stuff piles but they're not out, they're hidden, because if I can't see them, they don't exist.