Roast Idiot

[Luce]

I am hysterical at this. Even my 11 year old rolls his eyes at the Spidey lunges!

[Rosa]

The only thing that could make this even better is if Mr O wore fancy dress on a Friday.

[Marth]

Organising what needs to be done is left to me but mine is like a screeching town fucking crier ‘People will be here in 6 hours! Have you started the cook the food that takes an hour to make yet?! There’s 5 hours to go shall we start the salad?’

I’m possibly being a bit irrational about this but Mr O is getting right on my tits.

I started doing PE with Joe Wicks with the boys most mornings as a way to get them moving and he decided it looked good and joined in. He uses weights alongside so was quite impressed that it’s actually a decent workout.

The rest of us are now a bit bored of doing JW PE every morning so are mixing things up a bit and doing it 2/3 times a week.

He, however, is still doing PE with Joe. :woteva: There are LOADS of actual adult exercises on YouTube he can follow instead yet he still twats about doing spidey lunges or jumping up and down like a frog.

He gets really defensive when I point it out to him as well so he tries to make the rest of us do it with him. I know he doesn’t cope well with change but this is ridiculous!

all of your post is hysterical.

Fucking JW fucked up my leg the one and only time I did his work out and jumped up and down like a big sweaty twat.

[olive]

The only thing that could make this even better is if Mr O wore fancy dress on a Friday.

I might suggest it!

[rosy]

The only thing that could make this even better is if Mr O wore fancy dress on a Friday.

I might suggest it!

And take pictures for our entertainment

[Skips]

He keeps showing me things from reddit. I don't fucking care, if I wanted to look I'd be on there myself. I think I'm starting to lose patience with it, but it's been getting worse as lockdown goes on.

[Marth]

He keeps showing me things from reddit. I don't fucking care, if I wanted to look I'd be on there myself. I think I'm starting to lose patience with it, but it's been getting worse as lockdown goes on.

I hear you. I do not want to watch a Jonathan Pie video at 7am any fucking morning (or any other time).

[Ruby]

Partner constantly posts things on my Facebook timeline so everyone who follows me can also share the joy of the boring things he wants me to look at.

[Betty Bee]

My dad does that Ruby. I usually 'like' the post and then quietly delete it after an hour or so.

He'll often post the exact same things on my sister's timeline too. I don't think he understands he could just tag us in them.

[Marth]

Partner constantly posts things on my Facebook timeline so everyone who follows me can also share the joy of the boring things he wants me to look at.

Hah I noticed that. However some are quite interesting, but I feel like I'm some weird stalker if I reply to him.

[Ella77]

Same, Marth .

[Loralei]

Doesn't stop me

[smalex]

Olive, Has Mr O seen the news, PE with Joe is going to 3 days a week. Even Joe Wicks lost interest in it more quickly than your husband

[Marth]

Olive, Has Mr O seen the news, PE with Joe is going to 3 days a week. Even Joe Wicks lost interest in it more quickly than your husband

[Mountain Goat]

I have delegated the matter of putting down a new floor in the bathroom to Mr G, although obviously I am vetoing his decisions. He has just come to me with the idea of putting down stone tiles, and when I asked if he had the tools/skills to cut out stone tiles to fit around the basin/boiler pipes, he said that no, he didn't, and that he could just do tiles in a rectangle in the middle and leave those bits.

I actually had to be firm about the need for the flooring to cover all the floor, and he now has a hurt face on. I am beginning to wonder if him taking the week off to "help" was really such a good idea.

[olive]

Olive, Has Mr O seen the news, PE with Joe is going to 3 days a week. Even Joe Wicks lost interest in it more quickly than your husband

Mr O did a grown up Joe Wicks session this session. He was really unenthusiastic and sad about it. I think he really missed being a kangaroo.

[Disco]

[Rosa]

Poor Mr O. It's no fun being a grown up .

[Ruby]

Partner constantly posts things on my Facebook timeline so everyone who follows me can also share the joy of the boring things he wants me to look at.

Hah I noticed that. However some are quite interesting, but I feel like I'm some weird stalker if I reply to him.

I can't decide if other people joining in makes it better for me or is just encouraging him.

[smalex]

Forgot to put the bin out, even though he said he'd check if it was bin day. Didn't put the bin. It was bin day. Now we've got about 15cm of a mini wheelie bin to last us a fortnight