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Zoomer
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I've done that and I just check it every so often, but the last time i did they were discussing ear wax and i really don't want to know that about them! Or anyone really, tbh.
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Heebie Jeebie wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:02 pm I was never stuck but my teeth still have a grainy feeling coating on them :lg:
I’ve done this before :)) I decided to bite hard on some superglue to force it out the other end and it just exploded in my mouth instead :mog: I did not swill with NPR but the grainy feeling on my teeth did eventually go. I can’t remember how long though but it will :lol:
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That's reassuring thank you. So I won't have to explain to the dentist when they eventually reopen.
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I thought looking through the Smyths catalogue would be a good idea to get 10 minutes peace. I now have a running commentary on Fortnite toys and other shite. :ruby:
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:ruby:
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I taught J how to email me links and now I get mutilple emails a day of crap he wants for Christmas :ruby:
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I get a lot of “can I just browse your amazon?” No.
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Jack set up his own Amazon with his Osper card, so all kinds of shit gets delivered.
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I've just had, "Let's just add all the things to your basket. That would be easier ".

Not on your nelly.

Wee chance.
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Rookie error, Glint. :))
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Can they just have their own Amazon wishlist?

I have gone out with wet hair (I never dry it) and was wondering why it was taking so long to dry. I've just realised that I forgot to rinse the conditioner out but I am already out IN PUBLIC with hair that's going to look crispy and is going to fell horrible.
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MoFo wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 10:48 am Can they just have their own Amazon wishlist?

I have gone out with wet hair (I never dry it) and was wondering why it was taking so long to dry. I've just realised that I forgot to rinse the conditioner out but I am already out IN PUBLIC with hair that's going to look crispy and is going to fell horrible.
Oh no, Mofo.

How was it as the night progressed?
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The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is :cry:
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Ouch Loralei!

My kettle has stopped working and made my tea in the microwave. It's not a nice drink
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Loralei wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:33 am The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is :cry:
Oh, ouch!


Mind you, A made a new friend last week when she was out with J. The new friend was with her granny, who's a few years younger than J. :)) They start young round these parts. :look:
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Lora! The cheeky fucker. No way you look old enough to be a granny.
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Loralei wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:33 am The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is :cry:
WTAF?! That’s weird, as well as rude.
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FML the kettle is working, it just wasn't plugged in :duh:
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Loralei wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:33 am The binman just congratulated me on how polite my grandson is :cry:
Ouch.

An ambulance driver once thought I was J's mum. He is a couple of years younger than me, but that still stings.

Wiggle!
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It’s very early morning still, perhaps he’s also over one by bin fumes?
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