FML

[olive]

Vent all your irritations here. Nothing is too small or tedious to re-tell.

If you have an actual problem (like your face has fallen off/ house has blown up) then this is not the thread for you.

I will start:

1) my favourite jumper shrunk
2) I managed to fuck up a very simple lunch of soft boiled egg on toast

[ParisGal]

I saw a "hack" for rescuing shrunk items yesterday, I'll see if I can find it.
ETA: http://www.whowhatwear.com/how-to-unshrink-clothes This wasn't actually it, but is conveniently less annoying as it doesn't include the word "hack".



My clean bathtowel smelt really weird this morning

[smalex]

The mother's day presents I ordered from John Lewis look too small. Now I need to find something else. By tomorrow.

William dropped a glass of milk on his rug which I thought was machine washable. Except it isn't. So now I need to scrub out milky rug by hand.

[Thora mkii GTi]

I bought a new electric toothbrush ages ago because it was in a sale, I hadn't even unpacked it until now because I had heads to use up with my old one. I got the new one out today and it won't charge

[Mrs Danvers]

Marc Warren is ruining The Good Wife for me

[Beena]

Oh that's sad, Thora.

A couple of the women in my office do this whole secret-whisper, arrange by email while sitting next to each other, wait-til-the-coast-is-clear scuttle out to lunch together. Day after day. The pathetic-ness of it gets right on my wick.

[Kittiwake]

There are a lot of baby geckos running around. Normally I love them, but there are so many (10+ around the flat) that I am worried I might squash one as it darts across the floor.

I finished the first half of Season 4 of Revenge and don't want to wait another few months to get the second half on DVD (downloading not an option)

[olive]

Such sad tales.

Thank you for the tip, PG!

Kitti, I'm watching Revenge too. It's terrible but I can't seem to stop.

[Kittiwake]

It's so deliciously awful, olive. I love it.

[olive]

Now I've burnt my cunting dinner. I

trying to be organised I have created more work for myself.

[la Fée Verte]

Sweary olive.

[SunnyMum]

SunnyDad bought a different brand of washing powder to my usual one. Now all my clothes smell like my MIL His subconscious seems to have taken him 29 years back in time where his mother washed his clothes for him with Le Chat soap.
I'm going to have to wash everything again and donate the washing powder to MIL.

[Kittiwake]

Oh, I've got another one.

RICE again for dinner. Rice rice rice rice rice rice. Every day, lunch and dinner.

[Ella77]

Olive, I'm sad for you today.

[Duophonic]

I'm wearing new shoes and they've rubbed my heels.

[indigo]

Le Chat soap.

I've got a poster of this and MrD thought that 'extra pur guaranti' meant that the cat was doing extra purrs.

FML: my nose is really red and sore.

[SunnyMum]

Extra purrs !

[indigo]

Guaranteed!

[olive]

Olive, I'm sad for you today.

And you thought you had problems, Ella. Think of me when you need some perspective.

[Kenickie]

There is no washing up liquid in the office kitchen so I've had to clean my spoon and bowl with some kind of surface spray and now I'm worried that the chemicals might kill me.