Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:23 am
Could have been so much worse though; I was wondering if you had rabbits. Could have been so much worse though; I was wondering if you had rabbits.The Mock Turtle
Ambition, Distraction, Uglification & Derision
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FML
http://www.themockturtle.com/Amock/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=27521
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Could have been so much worse though; I was wondering if you had rabbits.Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:23 am
Beatrix, no!Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:33 am
You put food from the floor in your mouth . You muppet.
. You muppet.Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:42 am
Beatrix. I also wouldn't have wasted a chocolate chip cookie. 
Lettuce, yeah.
I also wouldn't have wasted a chocolate chip cookie. Lettuce, yeah.Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:46 am
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:47 am
Beatrix . That’s so grim.
. That’s so grim.Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:58 am
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:27 am
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:31 am
My car's air conditioning needs a new compressor which they say is £500, so this summer I won't be having any air con in the car.
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:36 am
What is happening here?! PD's toilet, Ken making talc prints with her arse, Beatrix eating stuff off the floor. Pull yourselves together, people! I'm mildly hysterical at these last pages.
PD's toilet, Ken making talc prints with her arse, Beatrix eating stuff off the floor. Pull yourselves together, people! I'm mildly hysterical at these last pages.Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:58 am
10 second rule!!
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:21 pm
Is that for food on the floor or the length of time required for a satisfactory arse/wall talc print?
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:11 pm
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:54 pm
Could apply for bothBat Macdui wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:21 pm Is that for food on the floor or the length of time required for a satisfactory arse/wall talc print?
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:02 pm
I kind of feel like I want to put an arse print on my bathroom wall with talc now.
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:23 pm
I'm sure I did full body talc imprints on the bathroom door.
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:24 pm
purple_dress wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:50 pm I like that the main kitchen bin now doesn't smell as all the food waste goes into the food bin, which then gets frequently emptied.
My FML is that my husband's colleagues heard me yelling 'I'M ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!' in full fishwife mode at my children who were kicking off in the garden and shouting for me :shame: And he was all like 'don't worry, they don't mind' :woteva: I MIND THOUGH!!
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:24 pm
I might do my bosoms.Smunder Woman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:02 pm I kind of feel like I want to put an arse print on my bathroom wall with talc now.
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:40 pm
Flying ants in my house!!!
Re: FML
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:41 pm
OMG!