The Mock Turtle

I can't stop snorting at this either. E thinks I've lost it!

Marth! You have got to be kidding me! That dog. I can't breathe.

Luce wrote: ↑Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:34 pm Marth! You have got to be kidding me! That dog. I can't breathe.

I have terrible form for it.

FML. The plumber (who went missing and then was found) has finally turned up to finish the bathroom. The wet wall is the wrong colour, again. :woteva:

Sorry Shoe, I hope you get the right combo soon. Is he able to finish other things off, or do they depend on the wall?

Is it the same wrong colour as last time?

Yes, it's the same wrong colour as last time. Mine is basically white with the slightest sparkle through it. He's brought light grey again, we also had dark grey at one point so at least we're back onto the lighter grey which is at least vaguely close.

There's other stuff to do but really the wet wall needs finished first, he's gone off to see the supplier, again.

Is he an actual div? I suppose many weeks have passed since he used the very same wrong colour, but still. Jesus.

He's not smart, let's put it that way. Colourblind S spotted the mistake as soon as he saw it, it wasn't a subtle difference.

I am crying at Marth’s coffin post. I had to stop eating because I thought I would choke.

In the last couple of months I've realised my husband's ex gf lives in our road now and yesterday realised she's our Avon lady . Of all the roads in the entire city!
Tbf, it is quite a long road and she lives at the other end, but still.

This isn't the one who kept liking your photos, is it

I was also wondering that .

Oh no. A different one . Honestly, he's got 3 significant exes, the first was the one who took an unhealthy interest in my coat and glasses and tried to friend me on fb, the second quite often likes and comments on things I share and tag him in and now the third lives in my road and tries to flog me Avon.

Blimey, I didn't realise Avon was still going on! Has she acknowledged your connection?

FML: I got a tear in my right rubber glove. I never ever get tears in my left glove, so ditched both gloves crossly. This was 3 days ago. Just now, I got a tear in my left glove. I am SO ANGRY.

I'm still crying at the Chihuahua

Shit, shit, shit!!! I'm on a very boring conference call with my boss and the big boss.

I could hear A doing something that sounded like she was up to mischief downstairs and shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY?" forgetting that my mic was still on. The colleague who was presenting at the time was most bemused. I'm morta.

Zoomer wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:03 pm Shit, shit, shit!!! I'm on a very boring conference call with my boss and the big boss.

I could hear A doing something that sounded like she was up to mischief downstairs and shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY?" forgetting that my mic was still on. The colleague who was presenting at the time was most bemused. I'm morta.

Present that baby to me one more time!