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Re: FML

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:38 pm
by Kenickie
:mog:

Re: FML

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:28 pm
by Loralei
Been there. Done that. Solidarity, Zoom :)) (In my case, "Will you PLEASE focus on your handwriting!" :mute: )

Re: FML

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:51 pm
by Pippedydeadeye
In my “virtual network meeting” earlier, someone managed to log in late, mute the main speaker and shout “she’s on mute!” to us all.

Re: FML

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:30 pm
by Mountain Goat
I once yelled GET ON THE BED NOW officially to an off screen cat, and ostensibly to a bemused man's face.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:42 pm
by FiveO'Clock
Mountain Goat wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:30 pm I once yelled GET ON THE BED NOW officially to an off screen cat, and ostensibly to a bemused man's face.
:mog:

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:24 pm
by Marth
Beatrix wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:27 pm My child has started presenting me with mainly dead spiders and crane flies; she picks them up and insists I hold my hand out for them :cry:.
Oh no no no no no no no no no :sad:

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:30 pm
by Heebie Jeebie
You could get her trained up to dispose of them from the house though.

FML I decided to do a quick kitchen repair while my lunch was cooking. I now have superglue all over my granite worktops, fingers and teeth which I've been trying to remove since :verm: and also managed to pull off a chunk of veneer from the panel I was "fixing" which is now glued to another area of the worktop.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:44 pm
by Smunder Woman
Oh dear. This sounds like my attempts at DIY :)) I hope it can be sorted easily enough.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:46 pm
by purple_dress
Nail varnish remover got it off my fingers... Good luck!

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:10 pm
by geek_kitten
Well, if it helps you feel better heebs I accidentally left a glass of water balanced half off and half on my phone during the night, and when reaching dimly for the phone this morning for my early morning dose of gloom and dread, I knocked the glass over and it poured onto the lamp and the lamp died with sad flickerings.

I think you still win though because of teeth :))

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:01 pm
by Kleio
How did you get it on your teeth!?

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:02 pm
by baargain
Teeht! :lol:

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:26 pm
by Heebie Jeebie
Kleio wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:01 pm How did you get it on your teeth!?
I couldn't get the lid off the bastarding tube so tried to use my teeth and it all came flying out. For a short time I thought my tongue was going to get stuck to them. I should have stopped then instead of trying to carry on with the repair.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:32 pm
by Disco
Oh god, Heebs, thank goodness you didn't glue your mouth shut!

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:38 pm
by Lily
Oh Heebie :lol: you will laugh about this one day, honest.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:04 pm
by olive
Oh God, Heebie! :lol:

I fully know that horrible panicked feeling when you think you’ve superglued yourself to something.
Disco wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:32 pm Oh god, Heebs, thank goodness you didn't glue your mouth shut!
Whilst this would have been AWFUL I am crying. :mog: imagine trying to mime what you’d done because you’d glued your mouth together.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:06 pm
by Heebie Jeebie
A girl I went to school with's mum once couldn't eat for several days after gluing her false teeth in because she had a new boyfriend and didn't want him finding out she didn't have her own teeth :mog:

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:07 pm
by olive
:mog: Well I’m sure that was less embarrassing for her.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:13 pm
by Disco
:mog:

I'm having a panic attack just thinking about my mouth glued shut. I get freaked out if I get trapped in my duvet, or can't get my arm out of a sleeve let alone having my mouth glued.

Re: FML

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:14 pm
by rosy
Oh my goodness, Heebie!