Facebook Muppets

[Marth]

From a Facebook post from a Reiki practitioner which was shared by my cousin (who’s a nurse and should know better)

I will be sending distance healing today at 7pm. If you would like your name to be added to my list, please message me, or comment below there will be no charge for this during the Covid-19 outbreak.

So, yeah, distance Reiki, that’s kind of meta-lentil-y

Though to be fair, they don’t actually touch you anyway. So it could probably be done from the moon with the same effect as being stood behind you...hovering.

[indigo]

Digs would be all over that

I actually am! I imagine it's the same person whose page I follow.

[Bat Macdui]

Daily Mail SadFace in Guardian. Truly end times.

[Kenickie]

[Topcat]

The new look Facebook is very, very different from any previous version.

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[Brier]

Holy shit, is that Myspace?

[Brier]

Can you add a tinny mp3 version of the Dawson's Creek theme over it and make your username *glitter*

[Topcat]

It's well weird, isn't it?

I mean, I do quite like it but it is so, so different. There is another version of it too which is the same, but white.

hasn't Facebook always, always had the blue?

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[Brier]

Blue is Facebook's Thing, yeah. The white mode doesn't seem hugely different to how it appears on my widescreen monitor anyway, to be fair. That dark mode just isn't right though.

[Estrella]

Not FB, rather Insta, but a friend has just posted a pic of a candle she’s burning, accompanied but the full lyrics of Heal the World by Michael Jackson complete with hashtag love, hashtag covid19

[Ella77]

Argh. Are “we” still playing his music ?

[Estrella]

I’m sitting on my hands to avoid commenting. I commented about the kids singing an MJ song at the Christmas assembly and got mixed responses. I should choose my friends more wisely...

[smalex]

Gosh yes, what we need now is a dead paedophile to fix things

[Ella77]

[Estrella]

Gosh yes, what we need now is a dead paedophile to fix things

I’m drinking right now. I will attempt not to post this exact response, but I really want to and can’t be held responsible for my actions later on...

[AshleyX]

Heal the world

My neighbour has set up a watsapp group for our road and the next one down in case anyone needs help and last night someone videoed themselves singing Lean on Me while looking soulfully into the camera. I literally cringed myself inside and out.

[smalex]

The appropriate response to that is

AshleyX has left the group

[AshleyX]

it so is! Unfortunately I wimped it and have just muted the group.

[wendy james]

The appropriate response to that is

AshleyX has left the group

Agreed!

[Estrella]

Oh, no