The Mock Turtle

I love those two women.

He’s got another pair

£300

I’d need more than £300 to take them off his hands (feet).

I actually quite love those trainers. not for £300 though.

I think the owner has more money than sense . Or maybe not now if he’s selling them. I wouldn’t pay more than a fiver for used shoes

I wonder why they are rare. Sorry, RARE! I would have thought Adidas could have shifted millions of them

I feel like they seem a bit racist

Aren't they just black gorillas?

One of my friends on FB is a local woman who runs a business selling wild herbs and plants and shit. She is nice enough, but I'm very much not inclined to watch this video.

Argh! Do you think someone's flaps appear half way through?

From the way it's phrased I would (under other more normal circumstances) indeed expect the actual steaming process to be in the film

Usually I'd be all over a bit of fun FB "research' but I am not taking one for the team here. I can't take the risk of flappage.

I was having a nosey on the open profile of someone I know and she’s just posted this. The emoji is what her actual face is doing.

This woman does seem to jump from man to man and seems to move in with them after a couple of dates.

You say woman, but you mean 14 year-old, right?

She's in her mid-30s.

Oh dear

Is it Katie Price?

No

She was scammed late last year I think. Got talking to a man online, sent him nudes, he then started asking her for money and said that if she didn't send it to him he would make the nudes public. It was awful but showed how naive she was.

Did she, aye?