The Mock Turtle

Yebbut my waist is approx an inch under my bust which makes me feel like a weird puppet or a Mr Man.

I will have an Indian curry delivered later and my haircut on the 7th July (although I'm so desperate I feel like that should be an essential )

I am trying to stop myself buying a kimono for the beach because my payday treat money this month is earmarked for taking A on daytrips when we're both on holiday for 2 weeks.

It is a really lovely kimono though.

I’ve ordered a selection of Barry M nail stuff - mainly stocking up on top coat and base coat as I realised I was running really short - but I also put in a 5-colour polish set too.

Show us the kimono Zoomer (not that I'm an enabler or anything).

I've just bought some samples from Les Senteurs, and am contemplating some new (properly non-stick) frying pans. Any recommendations welcome, otherwise I'm going from some copper ones from Scotts of Stow

Yous will probably laugh, but bear in mind that I am eurotrash: https://bohemianbali.eu/collections/kim ... zed-kimono
And also will hopefully be spending quite a bit of time on the beach this year and need my shitey irish skin covered.

That's not Eurotrash at all! I'm all in favour of a nice cover up.

I like that Zooms.

It is nice, and there is a 20pc off code. Must be done.

Dammit, you guys! I suppose 36€ is not too bad for a payday treat really.

The faded green colour is lovely.

It’s just one less day out, one more day spent cheaply at the beach with a picnic.

I missed out on the shorts, but got a stock alert for the leggings. Win some, lose some. Squeak’s happy because she got her Frappuccino and we got ice creams at Calke. I had Apple & Cinnamon Crumble.

I got a bargainous payday treat

Aromatherapy Associates have an Ultimate Sleep Collection set that has three products for £70 instead of £126 if bought separately. Plus, if you spend £75, you get a free set of facial oils that retail at £53, so I've ordered a mini body wash for £5.50 to qualify.

LThis is part of my treat - Asian supermarket haul!

What’s coconut candy in English ? Sounds lovely. What are the biscuity (?) things next to it on the right?

You have coconut everything! And that is a fuckton of peanut butter. Good plunder!

I definitely couldn’t be trusted around that kind of volume of peanut butter that is a good haul

What is the bag of white powder?

Cantu custard for kids! I use the grown up one.

The white powder is MSG. Oh, wait. The other one? Coconut flour?