The Mock Turtle

cluefree wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:54 am That review is amazing.

I’m currently helpfully working on A’s CV and testing his proof reading skills by adding helpful entries such as his time spent as a yacht based masseur, involvement in a local coven and keen interest in the life cycle of the common moth.

This is brilliant

I love that review too.

That sounds terrifying, Olive!

Are mom jeans bootcut?

I thought mom jeans were the high waisted ones? Possibly with excess material around the belly area?

Yes, mom jeans are high waisted and sort of baggy with straight legs. Basically what our mothers wore in the 80s. We got another pair in New Look.

My hair is very blonde.

Bat Macdui wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 7:55 am Though also, is she knitting a giant cock warmer?

"...and on Tuesdays we knit cock"

All jeans are high waisted now, unless you want £200 Levi's. I am a child of the 90s, I want under my belly button.

I thought bootcuts were now more socially acceptable? Although I do feel a bit child of the 90s in them.

Marth wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 1:35 pm

Bat Macdui wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 7:55 am Though also, is she knitting a giant cock warmer?

"...and on Tuesdays we knit cock"

All the best revolutions start with knitted cock.

emma_p wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 9:41 am

F'Artiste wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 8:35 am

Ismee wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 7:21 am Good morning all

I am going to work and that's about it!

Is it an author of a cookery book, F'art or just an author who likes to cook?

An author of a cookery book, but he’s a chef as well of a restaurant in Holborn. We’ve had quite a few demonstrations from cook books recently, I think they’ve proved really popular with staff.

I'm trying to work out who the chef is!

My day will be made slightly nicer by sending one of our necklaces to an influencer I chose. One step at a time

Sorry I didn’t mean to be all mysterious . It’s the chef and owner of The Pie Room, I’ve just been watching his video on decorating pies. Which is not the best of ideas when you don’t have any lunch in .

Are you going to stay blonde Pip?

I hate low waisted jeans, so I welcome high rise ones but I'm still in skinny jeans so probably wildly unfashionable.

Are you liking the blonde, Pip?

I’m not sure, it’s a bit much right now. Going to take done getting used to. I might go back to my autumn plumage at my next appointment.

I like it

sally maclennane wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 1:50 pm I hate low waisted jeans, so I welcome high rise ones but I'm still in skinny jeans so probably wildly unfashionable.

Are you liking the blonde, Pip?

This has reminded me, was it you who recommended the m&s jeggings? If so, thanks

I like the blonde, Pip

I like the blonde, Pip.

Bat Macdui wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 1:36 pm I thought bootcuts were now more socially acceptable? Although I do feel a bit child of the 90s in them.

Boot cuts are back in apparently.

I also like mom jeans. Anything I can tuck my stomach into is A-OK with me.

Ella77 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 1:13 pm Is it Boy Brow? It's very good. I haven't tested it quite that much though .

Yes! I’m glad it is good though, I’m not planning on an RTA to check it out

I like your hair, Pip.

I now want to try that brow gel even though I've never used one before.

Because I'm still terrified to go into a salon, I decide to trim my own hair and sneezed just as I was making the cut.

olive wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:52 pm I like the blonde, Pip.

Bat Macdui wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 1:36 pm I thought bootcuts were now more socially acceptable? Although I do feel a bit child of the 90s in them.

Boot cuts are back in apparently.

I am trendy for once then

I like the blonde, pip.

I might have sent my hairdresser pictures of Bryce Howard

My current favourite brow gel is the Rimmel one. Boy Brow is fine though.

Nothing will get me back into boktcut jeans; they look so dated. Mind you, I definitely can't pull off a mom jean (my sister, who is usually diplomatic, literally steered me away from them on our last shopping trip ) and can only wear skinnies if I decide not to care too much about how I look.

TD has had a friend (and sibling) round for a garden playdate and it was so lovely They have missed each other so much and L's dad said they haven't really seen anyone except family all lockdown and it was just what his boys needed, too. L and his brother are so great with animals (he was as sad as TD when Min died) and they sat quietly cuddling guinea pigs for ages, and even got Olga and Queenie eating out of their hands, which they won't do for us! (Olive will, but she's entirely gut-led ) Berty has insisted on having her ukulele Zoom lesson in spite of having her wrist in a splint so her teacher has said they can write a song together.

I saw that review, complete with photo, Pov. It was brilliant! She had full Panda eyes from crying (unsurprisingly) but her brows were perfect!

That sounds like such a lovely afternoon for TD. And I love that Berty plays the uke.

I like the blonde, Pip -it suits you.

I also favourite a high-waisted jean. I like my gut to be safely encased.