That's not a real name!
- Savannah
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I was watching 'Maury' this morning.
A child was called Secret - presumably because the child wasn't the fathers. The mother had kept the secret, for 4 years, that she'd slept with someone else.
A child was called Secret - presumably because the child wasn't the fathers. The mother had kept the secret, for 4 years, that she'd slept with someone else.
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A Bloke wrote:My mum has a friend named Ida Belch.
I know a Icilda Deer (pronounced 'I killed a deer' )
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Some of these are amazing.
I know a Helier Waite, and a Mike Bean which always sparks about 10 mins of "Where's Mike Bean?", "How's Mike Bean" etc, etc.
I know a Helier Waite, and a Mike Bean which always sparks about 10 mins of "Where's Mike Bean?", "How's Mike Bean" etc, etc.
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I used to live next door to a woman caklled Pearl GoldieHappy Sandwich wrote:I know of an old lady called Pearl Silver. OMG! CUTENESS.
One of our old residents changed his name to Captain Fivehats (first name Captain, rather than a title).
It’s like a normal midlife crisis only with more chandeliers and foreign languages.
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Captain Fivehats! Bless!
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Where I used to work, many, many, many years ago, we had an application from a Simon Coolsummerbreeze and a Pink FloydPrincess Morripov wrote:Captain Fivehats! Bless!
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It’s like a normal midlife crisis only with more chandeliers and foreign languages.
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Captain Fivehats! He sounds like a character from a children's book
I once worked with a Nicolove Lovemore (gorgeous Jamaican name, sounds like a Bond Girl!) and a Richard Record, who we all referred to as "Dickie Discs".
I once worked with a Nicolove Lovemore (gorgeous Jamaican name, sounds like a Bond Girl!) and a Richard Record, who we all referred to as "Dickie Discs".
The wonder of the world, the beauty and the power, the shapes of things, their colours, lights and shades - these I saw. Look ye also whilst life lasts.
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Dickie Discs
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Captain Fivehats is genius
My mum was at school with a Myrtle Tuck. You can imagine what they all called her.
My mum was at school with a Myrtle Tuck. You can imagine what they all called her.
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Oh! Oh! We've just encountered a Roger Loving, not in our company sadly
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Or a MRL candidate in a general election.BonnyBlue wrote:Captain Fivehats! He sounds like a character from a children's book
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Another one.
I've just spoken outloud the name of a photographer I rather like: Aliki Braine
In a wonderful twist, art imitates life - the work I've seen is covered in swiss cheese holes.
I've just spoken outloud the name of a photographer I rather like: Aliki Braine
In a wonderful twist, art imitates life - the work I've seen is covered in swiss cheese holes.
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I can't ?:Luna wrote:My mum was at school with a Myrtle Tuck. You can imagine what they all called her.
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I thought Barry.
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- Savannah
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Sorry to bump this, but I've just found another one.
A police officer, called Sergeant Lawless.
A police officer, called Sergeant Lawless.