That's not a real name!

Estrella · Post by **Estrella** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:16 pm

Hazey_Jane wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:47 pm
Estrella wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:47 am If J was a girl his middle name was going to be Padmé. No shame. I love it.
Is it S’s middle name?

No, she got a whole new set of names from what we had chosen for him.

Estrella · Post by **Estrella** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:17 pm

Maisonette

Mason is pretty common over her.

smalex · Post by **smalex** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:21 pm

I've definitely come across a few Masons. Never a Maison though

sally maclennane · Post by **sally maclennane** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:33 pm

Mason is truly dreadful. I am not a fan of surnames as first names in general.

Ruby · Post by **Ruby** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:47 pm

Anyone called Mason is 100% going to be a complete shithead, whose mum complains every time you put him in detention.

smalex · Post by **smalex** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:51 pm

I didn't like to say but its definitely on my sister's list of 'likely young offenders '

Ella77 · Post by **Ella77** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:22 pm

Oh yes. Early warning system of a name.

Smunder Woman · Post by **Smunder Woman** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:34 pm

It definitely is.

viggy · Post by **viggy** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:48 am

Sisters, Dill.yn and Fyn.lay, the feminine spelling apparently. Or maybe that should be fymynyn.

Daphne · Post by **Daphne** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:23 am

I recently spoke to a Mr Boo.cock.

smalex · Post by **smalex** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:32 am

viggy wrote: ↑Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:48 am Sisters, Dill.yn and Fyn.lay, the feminine spelling apparently. Or maybe that should be fymynyn.

I'm sure there are girls called Finley anyway.

Glint · Post by **Glint** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:13 am

If I hadn't heard it with my own ears yesterday, I really wouldn't have believed it.

Junior, book bag. Junior, I said book bag.

I'm presuming it is spelt in the standard form.

Loralei · Post by **Loralei** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:13 am

Was the child's name Junior Book Bag?

emma_p · Post by **emma_p** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:22 am

Are you sure it's not a nickname?

Glint · Post by **Glint** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:49 am

Loralei wrote: ↑Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:13 am Was the child's name Junior Book Bag?

It seemed to be when I was walking past

Hazey_Jane · Post by **Hazey_Jane** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:36 pm

It's not as outlandish as some of them on here but I've just realised that I'm emailing with an external consultant with the name of Frank Stein and I'm really wishing his middle name is something like Neil

wendy james · Post by **wendy james** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:09 pm

This made me laugh.

https://www.facebook.com/ironmanfrost/v ... 214531239/

Rhodonite · Post by **Rhodonite** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:16 pm

I love that, wendy!

smalex · Post by **smalex** » Wed May 06, 2020 12:36 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52557291

Elon Musk has apparently named his latest child X Æ A-12 which just trips off the tongue.

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