Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:27 pm
Well, if neither of those things appeal, you can get this beautiful candle lid for a mere £220. I'm ordering two.
The Mock Turtle
Ambition, Distraction, Uglification & Derision
http://www.themockturtle.com/Amock/
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http://www.themockturtle.com/Amock/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=27787
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Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:33 pm
Bloody hell. The real Jo Malone must be laughing her arse off. They have got to be having a yeehar.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:35 pm
Oh my god. Its the gift that keeps on giving 
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:57 pm
The other day I looked up how to make cold porcelain clay - maybe I’ll start making ugly shapes slapped with a bit of pastel acrylic paint. Next year, Rodney, we’ll be millionaires!
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:15 am
I’m honestly getting a Hunger Games/Capitol vibe from everything these days. Ordinary people are seeing their incomes slashed on several fronts, while luxury goods become ever more hideous, expensive and pointless.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:28 am
The current climate definitely makes items like these seem even more distasteful.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:45 am
I really try not to judge ( 
) what other people spend on things because it's all relative but it really does feel distasteful. £1200s worth of stuff to adorn an already expensive candle.
) what other people spend on things because it's all relative but it really does feel distasteful. £1200s worth of stuff to adorn an already expensive candle.Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:24 am
WTAF?? I cannot get over those monstrosities and the gall to charge that much for them. Did someone famous design them?
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:33 am
I honestly made similar shit in junior school. My hedgehog and ashtray were things of beauty.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:43 am
You made me look.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:55 am
The collection's called Up The Garden Path, which seems to sum it up perfectly!
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:04 am
Cheeky sods.I would really love to know how much of that tat they've sold. If it came free with a candle I'd be offended.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:40 am
In all seriousness the horse looks like what my 7 year old produces when I taken him to the local pottery painting cafe
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:43 am
That monstrosity with the arms and legs! 
what the actual fuck?
what the actual fuck?Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:43 am
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:47 am
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:58 am
Maybe you should set your children to work - you could make a fortune!
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:02 am
I'd love to know how many they've sold. Imagine receiving one as a present.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:37 am
I was thinking a similar thing when I looked at the UK site. £390 for 6 candles, FFS.
Re: Sack the stylist!
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:48 am
This absolute horror has got me hysterical reduced down to £520 from £1700ish. All sold out now though in case you’re tempted
https://www.theoutnet.com/en-gb/shop/pr ... FWHetwOrVc
reduced down to £520 from £1700ish. All sold out now though in case you’re tempted https://www.theoutnet.com/en-gb/shop/pr ... FWHetwOrVc