The Mock Turtle

I'm not exactly disappointed as I didn't put any store in him as a person, but I really liked his stuff that came out about ten years ago, and quite like everything he does (I think).

I just saw that Sam Smith has infiltrated the new series of Just Like That

He's claims he's non binary in an attempt to break down gender norms, then says he would like to have a child and that he wants to be the "mummy". Thus reinforcing gender roles. He's such a cock.

Apologies if this has been shared before, but it's too, too good.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTSoKeOo-PO/

just the thing for Asda.

Tits McGee wrote: ↑Tue Feb 28, 2023 1:18 pm Apologies if this has been shared before, but it's too, too good.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTSoKeOo-PO/

I thought I was sharing a link to the Instagram page rather than that one post about World Book Day, but you get the idea.

100% polyester pyjamas to be worn outside in the colour of 3 week old baby poo.

Thanks Louise Redknapp but no.

Polyester for sleeping in? YUK. Let alone the colour of diarrhoea.

They’re not for sleeping in! They look like pyjamas but they’re clothes.

Oh. Still shit

Very Lily Pebbles.

That baby shit head to toe colour is very Towie isn't it. All those Ex Towie families are swamped it it.

Pippedydeadeye wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 3:25 pm Very Lily Pebbles.

Or her ex “work wife” who looks like she’s joined a beige cult.

I had to unfollow her.

Pippedydeadeye wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 3:25 pm Very Lily Pebbles.

I have no idea who that is. Or the Towie lot for that matter.

I imagine it’s comfy (if sweaty) but it’s just so bloody hideous and to put it in the window makes me not want to look at the rest of the shop.

Rocking the People's Republic of Somewhere look.

That's reminding me of the Sad Beige Clothes for Sad Beige Children lady.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ckl_kAyMSHM/?hl=en

That’s great

I was shown an ad for a local soft play company on FB recently. They've recently purchased a grey and white bouncy castle, which is obviously exactly what all toddlers want.