Sack the stylist!

[Rosa]

Well, if neither of those things appeal, you can get this beautiful candle lid for a mere £220. I'm ordering two.

[Lily]

Bloody hell. The real Jo Malone must be laughing her arse off. They have got to be having a yeehar.

[smalex]

Oh my god. Its the gift that keeps on giving

[rosy]

The other day I looked up how to make cold porcelain clay - maybe I’ll start making ugly shapes slapped with a bit of pastel acrylic paint. Next year, Rodney, we’ll be millionaires!

[Ella77]

I’m honestly getting a Hunger Games/Capitol vibe from everything these days. Ordinary people are seeing their incomes slashed on several fronts, while luxury goods become ever more hideous, expensive and pointless.

[Rosa]

The current climate definitely makes items like these seem even more distasteful.

[smalex]

I really try not to judge ( ) what other people spend on things because it's all relative but it really does feel distasteful. £1200s worth of stuff to adorn an already expensive candle.

[Epponnee Rae]

WTAF?? I cannot get over those monstrosities and the gall to charge that much for them. Did someone famous design them?

[Luna]

I honestly made similar shit in junior school. My hedgehog and ashtray were things of beauty.

[Epponnee Rae]

You made me look.

[Rosa]

The collection's called Up The Garden Path, which seems to sum it up perfectly!

[Tabitha]

Cheeky sods.

I would really love to know how much of that tat they've sold. If it came free with a candle I'd be offended.

[Livilla]

In all seriousness the horse looks like what my 7 year old produces when I taken him to the local pottery painting cafe

[Squirrel]

That monstrosity with the arms and legs! what the actual fuck?

[smalex]

In all seriousness the horse looks like what my 7 year old produces when I taken him to the local pottery painting cafe

yes, we've got a rocket in almost exactly that colour arrangement (W, age 6)

[overthehill]

I’m honestly getting a Hunger Games/Capitol vibe from everything these days. Ordinary people are seeing their incomes slashed on several fronts, while luxury goods become ever more hideous, expensive and pointless.

Exactly this.

[nineseven]

Maybe you should set your children to work - you could make a fortune!

[Luna]

I'd love to know how many they've sold. Imagine receiving one as a present.

[Lily]

I’m honestly getting a Hunger Games/Capitol vibe from everything these days. Ordinary people are seeing their incomes slashed on several fronts, while luxury goods become ever more hideous, expensive and pointless.

I was thinking a similar thing when I looked at the UK site. £390 for 6 candles, FFS.

[Princess Morripov]

This absolute horror has got me hysterical reduced down to £520 from £1700ish. All sold out now though in case you’re tempted

https://www.theoutnet.com/en-gb/shop/pr ... FWHetwOrVc